"My play-date with Putin will have a military parade. How cool is that?" . . CAPTION the Trumpster!!

[skip fox]

Donald Trump just finished reciting a poem he wrote all yesterday:

"Best buds never let each other down.
Best buds never make each other frown.
Best buds keep each other up.
Best buds share their sippy cups.
Best buds make each other laugh.
Best buds splashing in the bath.

I call it 'Best Buds.' . . Clever, huh?"


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CAPTION written in in honor of Putin's announced visit to United States this fall as covered by all.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

1. Trump will probably coordinate Putin's visit with his "It's All About Me!" parade.

If he gets one this year, he'll want an even bigger one next year.

[MiniMe]

2. What could possibly go wrong if all of our military assets are in one place?

[Grammy23]

3. Will anyone be surprised if he shows up in a fancy

Military uniform complete with ribbons and awards??? Oh and a huge (YOUGE) red tie/banner/sash.

[NCjack]

5. Now you have done it -- you have triggered that repressed desire of

his to stomp around in the military uniform of the supremo uno. We are going to blame you when this happens.

[Grammy23]

7. Okay. I confess. You got me.

[skip fox]

4. D.T. just said:

"My meetin with Putin in Helsinki went just great. Fabulous. . . He's even going to take care of Ukraine so we won't have to worry any longer about keeping it a sovereign nation."

[smirkymonkey]

6. God, he is just the most hideous person on the planet.

[hedda_foil]

8. So he's scheduled the visit to celebrate Putin's stealing the midterms for him.

Can anyone think of a better reason for the timing?