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I wear pants while riding on tractors because I don't want to get to get gonnorhea (Original Post)
Tommy_Carcetti
Jul 2018
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BannonsLiver
(16,162 posts)1. This made me LOL
A great parody of a bizarre thread.
Sanity Claws
(21,822 posts)2. Me too
It also prevents me from getting pregnant.
panader0
(25,816 posts)3. You're doing it wrong.
You park the tractor and get into the shade underneath.
That way you don't need pants, and there's no gonorrhea
in Iowa anyway.
Coventina
(26,874 posts)4. Well played, sir!
luvallpeeps
(935 posts)5. crotch rot
My two girlfriends and I went thrift shopping. My friend's boss (whom we've known all our lives) informed us we shouldn't buy jeans at the thrift store on account of "crotch rot"! I had never heard of such a malady, and don't to this day, know if there is such a thing. Anyway, awhile after this I got the bright idea for her to call into work sick with the dreaded "crotch rot". Mercy me.