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NanceGreggs

(27,813 posts)
Sun Jul 22, 2018, 10:22 PM Jul 2018

Sex, Guns and the GOP

It’s easy to understand why Mariia Butina was able to infiltrate GOP circles so easily: all she needed was a professed love of firearms, and a flirtatious fluttering of eyelashes at some semi-influential Republican who hasn’t gotten laid since the Reagan administration.

If she’d tried to infiltrate the Democrats, she would have had to be armed with a lot more than a rifle and an open-for-business vagina.

In order to “fit in” with Democrats, she would have to be fully possessed of intelligence, a grasp of current political events, and a knowledge of how our government functions domestically and abroad. She would be expected to demonstrate that she is well-informed about things beyond how to pack heat between her legs.

Republicans are – and always will be – an easy mark for the Mariia Butinas of the world. They can’t control their dicks any more than they can control deficit spending. They can’t say no to an attractive woman who promises sexual favours any more than they can say no to a “pResident” who promises that Mexico will pay for his border wall. They can’t comprehend that a lovely lady would lie to them any more than they can comprehend that their “pResident” would lie to them – despite his doing so on a daily basis.

To put it bluntly, as long as there are Republicans willing to swallow anything their “pResident” says or does, there will be MAGA-haris like Butina who are also willing to “swallow” in order to infiltrate their organizations, learn their secrets, and compromise them when it suits their purpose.

Had Butina tried to infiltrate Democratic organizations, she probably would have been more than willing to offer her sexual availability without prompting – because there’s nothing hotter than a smart, politically-savvy, well-informed Democrat.

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Sex, Guns and the GOP (Original Post) NanceGreggs Jul 2018 OP
Maria Turbineguy Jul 2018 #1
OMG!!! NanceGreggs Jul 2018 #2

NanceGreggs

(27,813 posts)
2. OMG!!!
Sun Jul 22, 2018, 10:39 PM
Jul 2018

That was a long-standing joke between my late friend, Cheyenne, and I for years!

Whenever one of our male friends fell for some been-around-the-block-more-than-a-few-times femme fatale, we'd look at each other and say, "So how much does a Y-shaped coffin cost these days?"

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