Trump to Discontinue Obama-Era Practice of Using Lowercase Letters

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Charting a sharply different course from that of his predecessor in the White House, Donald J. Trump announced on Monday that he would discontinue the Obama-era practice of using lowercase letters.

In a series of early-morning tweets, Trump announced the ban on lowercase letters, calling them “SMALL” and “WEAK.”

“I WILL KEEP AMERICA STRONG BY USING ALL CAPS,” he tweeted. “THERE ARE NO SMALL LETTERS IN USA!”

“LITTLE LETTERS BAD!!!” Trump added, for emphasis.

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[Chickensoup]

1. Every time he tries to belittle Obama

He makes him greater than trump will ever be.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. II WWIILLLL UUSSEE DDOOUUBBLLEE--CCAAPPIITTAALL LLEETTEERRSS

TTOOPP TTHHAATT!!!!

[underpants]

3. Back in MY DAY we used lower case letters and even learned cursive

That's what wrong with these kids these days.

[dalton99a]

4. DEMENTED SICK FUCK - LOUD AND PROUD

[klook]

5. Big letters compensate for little hands

and lack of gravitas.

What's the opposite of gravitas? Anti-gravitas, I guess. Trump is weightless, kind of like a balloon.

[Gothmog]

6. I love good satire