It's comedy hour with Donald J. Trump!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Link to tweet

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

I’m very concerned that Russia will be fighting very hard to have an impact on the upcoming Election. Based on the fact that no President has been tougher on Russia than me, they will be pushing very hard for the Democrats. They definitely don’t want Trump!

8:50 AM - 24 Jul 2018

Donald, Donald, Donald.

I know you've been having some problems recently with contractions and double negatives. It's not easy being a very stable genius, believe me.

Let me do you a solid and correct this for you.

"I’m very concerned that Russia won't be fighting very hard to have an impact on the upcoming Election. Based on the fact that every President has been tougher on Russia than me, they won't be pushing very hard for the Democrats because that would just be asinine given that they totally own me. They definitely do want Trump!"

You're welcome.

[JenniferJuniper]

1. An appearance by Rod Serling is way

overdue. This cannot be real life.

[Glamrock]

2. It's gonna be hard to square that.

Considering his puppet master told the world he wanted Trump to win while standing right next to him.

[JenniferJuniper]

3. Not only that he wanted him, but that he

helped him!

[lpbk2713]

4. Oh crap. Is there anyone left in the world that believes a word Trump says?

I realize there will always be those who vote (R) but how could
anyone be gullible or stupid enough to believe this bullshit artist?
He's been proven to be the most lying president ever.

[pangaia]

23. Bullshitters have been fooling the gullible for centuries, and it will continue.

[Renew Deal]

5. So what is he going to do about it?

He's the president. How will he defend the country?

[ProfessorPlum]

6. Exactly. Let's shore up our electronic security then, shall we?

[Brother Buzz]

7. We need to establish which country first, no?

I'm just saying.

[JHB]

8. Trump once again advertises his dental plan

Vlad brushes his teeth... from inside.

[duforsure]

9. He knows they are helping him but claims the opposite

Is aiding and helping the enemy, treason. He also did this telling russians in the oval office about the undercover agents infiltration of an ISIS group , and again aiding an enemy on purpose to help them out the undercover agent with. Again treason again our country and both to undermine our national security. This latest shows intent , and to deceive others with. He's digging a deep , deep hole.

[muriel_volestrangler]

10. It was inevitable that the Troll President would also be the Concern Troll President (nt)

[Different Drummer]

11. Besides being a blatant lie...

there's at least one grammatical error in Spanky's tweet--"no President has been tougher on Russia than me." The missing word at the end of that phrase is "am" so if it's added at the end, the phrase would read as, "no President has been tougher on Russia than me am." The correct word should be "I."

[Roland99]

12. Pure. Unadulterated. Projection.

Good gawd. Why would they support a party trying to enact more sanctions on them?

They’re that masochistic?

[lame54]

13. Don't laugh too hard...

Many will believe this

[MariaCSR]

14. That's why he said it. He knows it's a lie.

He's talking to his base, who'll believe anything he says. Everyday is opposite day for them.

[pecosbob]

15. Then demand nationwide use of paper ballots...NOW.

[Botany]

16. Putin: I wanted Trump to win.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/07/16/putin-trump-win-election-2016-722486

Russian President Vladimir Putin said Monday he wanted President Donald Trump to win the 2
016 election because he believed Trump's policies would be more friendly to the Kremlin.

"Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because he talked about bringing the U.S.-Russia relationship back to
normal,” Putin said, standing alongside Trump at a joint news conference.

Putin was asked whether he directed any of his officials to help Trump’s presidential campaign,
but Putin appeared to sidestep that part of the question.

[William Seger]

17. He's half right -- that's much better than his average

[lsewpershad]

18. This clown

really believes americans are fools.

[malaise]

19. Three words

A fucking lunatic

[colorado_ufo]

20. Oh, but wait - which is it?

Didn't you claim that Russia was NOT interfering in the elections?

Geez, can't you keep your lies straight?

[dchill]

21. He's got a million of them! He's here all week!

[Joe Nation]

22. WE definitely don't want Trump!

Fixed that for ya Donnie.

[lancelyons]

24. Its so ridiculous but brilliant.. Will this cause his base to now turn up if they believe this?

[watoos]

25. What he said isn't stupid, it's scary.

Think about what Trump is doing. He is setting the stage for a Democratic victory in the next election. If Democrats do the blue wave Trump can claim the victory was rigged, and then what will he do? Scary, ehh?

[Turbineguy]

26. He may be a clown

but he ain't funny.

[VMA131Marine]

27. I'm very concerned that Donald Trump thinks the Jedi mind trick is real

[dubyadiprecession]

28. Trump's dementia is irresistibly funny.

[Timewas]

29. He thinks

That the rest of us are as stupid as he is