Pierce: Have you been the victim of your own wandering penis?

[muriel_volestrangler]

When Lanny Davis, who now represents Michael Cohen, Attorney-at-Large, For Now, released a tape of his client and the president* discussing how to set up a phony company in order to pay off a woman whose boots the president* once allegedly knocked, it was a transparent attempt to curry sympathy for his client, who is as unsympathetic a character as there is in the apparently limitless galaxy of unsympathetic characters with whom the entirely unsympathetic president* has chosen to surround himself for his entire adult life.
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Have you been the victim of your own wandering penis? Have you been the victim of an audiotape showing that you conduct business like a third-rate mob boss? Don’t be caught without a completely implausible alibi. We can help. Call the firm of Dershowitz and Giuliani. Operators are standing by. This is a free call.
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The President* of the United States behaved like a third-rate hoodlum long before he ever heard of Vladimir Putin. This was the way he did business. This always has been the way he’s done business. At least Richard Nixon came to crimes in office by degrees. This president* has lovingly swathed his entire life in deceit and corruption. It is the stagnant water in which he swims. He feeds and grows fat on the slime and rot that exists at the bottom of America’s corporate classes. He is a successful parasite on the American dream.

God knows what else is on the tapes Michael Cohen made. But they likely represent a further look down into the abyss that lies beneath all of our important institutions. There’s malodorous water creeping in under all their foundations, and its creatures are in charge of them now.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a22549947/donald-trump-michael-cohen-tape-business-practices/

[FSogol]

1. K&R n/t

[Jopin Klobe]

2. "The President of the United States behaved like a third-rate hoodlum ..." ...

... "behaved like"? ...

... The President of the United States is, most certainly, swear to God, a third-rate hoodlum ...

... and that's being ever so generous ...

[Manastash]

3. Insulted all hoodlums

You have just insulted all hoodlums! They are clearly not at the level of this president.