Coincidence I'm sure.

[triron]

Link to tweet

[imanamerican63]

1. Or summoned to Russia?

[TheBlackAdder]

8. They probably have a way to override aircraft flight controls, on final descent, showing "pilot error"

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You know how that plane with Polish politicians crashed on final descent a few years back.... pilot error.

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[Cracklin Charlie]

2. Please tell me he's goin'.

Do it, Assface! Take all your “best people”.
Keep the plane...we’ll get a new one!

And don’t EVER come back!

[nocoincidences]

3. Check my username for the answer.

[Wounded Bear]

4. Rule 39: "There is no such thing as coincidence."

http://ncis.wikia.com/wiki/Gibbs's_Rules

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. The Central Committee would like a word with you, comrade. In person. nt

[2naSalit]

6. Timing is everything...nt

[TheBlackAdder]

7. It sounds like Vlad is brewing up some Polonium Tea.

[gratuitous]

9. "Invites"

You know, like when the boss "invites" you to stop by his office. NOW.