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packman

(16,296 posts) Sat Jul 28, 2018, 11:24 PM Jul 2018

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Saturday Nite Joke ---

Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the heck made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald, duck!”

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Saturday Nite Joke --- (Original Post) packman Jul 2018 OP

I would only tell him to duck if the gun was aimed too low. Takket Jul 2018 #1

... BigmanPigman Jul 2018 #2

Really funny!!!!! BarbD Jul 2018 #3

I like that the joke writer didn't use the word President. :) C Moon Jul 2018 #4

I really did laugh......but thought it does imply something sinister........ a kennedy Jul 2018 #5

Takket

(21,524 posts)

1. I would only tell him to duck if the gun was aimed too low.

Reply to packman (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 11:26 PM

Jul 2018

BigmanPigman

(51,553 posts)

2. ...

Reply to Takket (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 11:59 PM

Jul 2018

BarbD

(1,192 posts)

3. Really funny!!!!!

Reply to packman (Original post)

Sun Jul 29, 2018, 12:35 AM

Jul 2018

C Moon

(12,207 posts)

4. I like that the joke writer didn't use the word President. :)

Reply to packman (Original post)

Sun Jul 29, 2018, 12:45 AM

Jul 2018

a kennedy

(29,602 posts)

5. I really did laugh......but thought it does imply something sinister........

Reply to packman (Original post)

Sun Jul 29, 2018, 12:56 AM

Jul 2018

and that is not ok. Just saying........

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