SOMEBODY had a bad round of golf today.....

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

?s=21

[The Blue Flower]

1. Target's getting buggy

I believe he feels the hot breath of justice on his neck.

[olegramps]

48. He is getting as nervous as a whore in church.

[Wounded Bear]

57. He's as jumpy as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers...

[TheBlackAdder]

62. Just as long as he doesn't barf in the floor grates.

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[Cha]

105. lol@Target's getting buggy. So

beyond squirrelly.

What? No "Obama" in his babbling ?

[dameatball]

2. Well, in all fairness he is an expert on scams.

[trueblue2007]

3. he is a LIAR .... TRUMP DID COLLUDE.

[malaise]

13. And he knows it or he would not say this shit several times a week

He's up shit creek without a paddle

Lock him up!

[Grasswire2]

4. Hide, Barron!

Actually.....have we EVER seen the two of them together? Donald and Barron?

[donkeypoofed]

5. Something BIG is about to drop !

Spanky's got stress ! Awww, it's not easy being a traitor. He.lashes out like a 1 yr old.

[William Seger]

72. I think so -- he's been making a concerted effort to know what Mueller knows

I think now he does.

[C Moon]

84. Either that, or they are getting ready to make more moves to oust Rosenstein.

[uponit7771]

102. Usually what happens right before or right after

[tinrobot]

104. Manafort trial is in two days.

I'm sure there will be some good stuff dropping there.

[octoberlib]

6. Now it's 17 Democrats!

[louis-t]

12. That includes the 4 new prosecutors Mueller hired

because there is so much corruption, 13 people couldn't handle it all.

[NastyRiffraff]

79. ANGRY Democrats!

It should be a movie: 17 Angry Democrats

[FirstLight]

7. Nixon...

only said the famous "I am not a crook" quote ONCE and it defined everything about him in history.

The constant repetition of this "No Collusion" BS is so fucking stupid... Like he actually thinks if he repeats it enough times it will change reality.
:eyeroll:

God, when can we be DONE with this POS?

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

71. Trump lives in his own separate "reality"

One in which whatever he says is true, and which is only vaguely related to the reality the rest of us inhabit.

[CatMor]

8. What a ass he is ....

he tweets the same old garbage every day because he thinks it will make it all go away. No collusion, witch hunt, crooked Hillary, blah blah blah just like a 10 year old would do. Please Mueller, we are counting on you to make it go away.

[SammyWinstonJack]

54. Rigged witch hunt which is an illegal scam. LOL!

[rzemanfl]

9. Fuck off Donald. n/t

[SonofDonald]

10. Man he is just flailing around now

Unhinged, trying a repeat of his greatest hits.

Looks like somebody is very, very worried about what's about to happen.

I remember when we didn't have a clown in the whitehouse.

Aren't the men in white coats queuing up for a trip to 1600?.

If not why not?.

[TomSlick]

11. He's cornered and knows it.

That makes me nervous. Nothing is more dangerous than a cornered animal.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

14. Soiled his Depends again

[demtenjeep]

23. That is disgusting-and funny. When was it taken

figures that narcissist would shit himself and not even care.

[shanny]

39. I remember someone tweeting that

with the caption, "shart if the deal."

[2naSalit]

40. Yeah

that looks like a serious case of affluenza there.

[mr_lebowski]

74. It's photo-shopped, folks ... still funny, but not real (nt)

[2naSalit]

90. Well

that's how I'm choosing to remember him, the fake public servant.

[spooky3]

69. Funny, but IIRC, someone said it was photoshopped

When it was posted here previously.

[orangecrush]

15. Nervous, Spanky?

[tavernier]

16. I remember the day when these used to piss me off.

Now they barely get a yawn. It’s like the yelling head in the Wizard of Oz. The curtain got pulled back and the only one inside was an old phony cheap tie salesman.

[TrogL]

73. Spoilers

[Grammy23]

107. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

Which only serves to draw more attention to the man behind the curtain.

He might as well draw a bright red arrow pointing at him. Yes, Donald. We are looking at you.

[Totally Tunsie]

108. "No collusion! No collusion!"

"What you're hearing and seeing isn't what is happening."

Nothing to see here...riiiiiiiight.

[Harker]

17. Feeling "the hot whips of panic"

as in my favorite phrase from "The Great Gatsby."

[empedocles]

33. Apt phrase

[Harker]

99. Fitzgerald had a gift. n/t

[bucolic_frolic]

18. You know who's angry

total projection

Donny's fractured fairy tale

[OldManTarHeel]

19. The Walls are Closing in on this Criminal . .

and he knows it . . suck it, Dotard. Squirm all you want . .

[calimary]

65. Welcome to DU, OldManTarHeel!

He sure doesn't act like an innocent man. Anyone who really did not collude or otherwise climb into bed with Putin and give aid and comfort to an enemy - would welcome any investigation because they'd be confident that nothing would turn up.

Maybe that's why the Clintons didn't try repeatedly and deliberately to sabotage any of the umpteen-thousand "investigations" of them. I heard one talking head a few days ago ask - HOW MANY indictments in the Benghazi probe? ZERO. HOW MANY indictments in the "but her emails!" inquisition? ZERO. How many here, so far? Oh, only about a few DOZEN.

As Michael Avenatti said, when he FIRST came on the scene months ago: "Those who have nothing to hide - hide nothing." Hell, even Trey Gowdy broadly inferred that trump isn't acting like an innocent man. Recommended that trump act like one (which of course, we all know he CAN'T).

[OldManTarHeel]

97. Calimary . . I Thank-You Kindly for that Warm Response . . !

Longtime Dem from the Labor side . .

Much appreciation for your welcoming . . !

Be well, my friend . .

[calimary]

109. SAG/AFTRA here.

Honestly, I don’t understand why ANY union member would be a republi-CON I just don’t get it. The GOP doesn’t care about workers. They side with business.

[Racerdog1]

20. Hey Orange asshole!

How is that blood pressure? You sleeping ok? You know that 3am knock your door down greeting is coming you worthless piece of shit. Stroke out already!

[yonder]

21. "Therefore, the Witch Hunt is an illegal Scam!"

Astoundingly faulty logic based on his increasingly delusional reality.

[BSdetect]

22. His traitor friends in the GOP are keeping him in power.

[erronis]

29. That's it. He has no f'in idea how he got where he is and what to do about it.

Poor baby - dancing on the whims of puppet-masters.

[SammyWinstonJack]

56. Post turtle. Said about baby Bush, fits Dotard.

[SaveOurDemocracy]

24. Somebody better change his soggy diaper.

[oasis]

25. Some Russia bot was pushing Trump's take on the "dossier" this a.m.

right here on DU. Expect more to pop up.

[Blue_true]

60. Can you link that? I missed it. Thanks. nt

[RockRaven]

26. Regarding Trump and the word THEREFORE

"You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means."

[notKeith]

27. It's breathtaking, the number of lies in 1 tweet.

(1) There is No Collusion!
The Robert Mueller (2) Rigged (3) Witch Hunt, headed now by 17 (increased from 13, including an Obama White House lawyer) (4) Angry (5) Democrats, was (6) started by a fraudulent Dossier, (7) paid for by Crooked Hillary and the DNC. Therefore, the Witch Hunt is an (8) illegal Scam!

Cheetolini is a raging lunatic, a mobster, a thug, and he belongs in Rikers.

[calimary]

68. Welcome to DU, notKeith!

That's eight in a single tweet.

The Washington Post and the New York Times have been trying to keep a running tally of how many times trump lies. They've each come up with tentative totals of several thousand. I think those figures they give are extremely modest. I think it's more like you add a zero to the end of whatever number either paper figured.

[apkhgp]

28. He can bitch all he wants

It is only like giving the Special Investigation Team the rope to hang him with.

[kimbutgar]

30. Saw a video of him Friday walking on the whitehouse lawn and he looked so angry

It was kind of scary seeing the look on his face,

I think the bookkeeper getting named is what is unhinging him even more.

[shanny]

43. And that's not Mueller...heh

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

31. Mueller, Obama and Putin seem to be the only people Trump doesn't have a petulant adjective for.

Everyone and everything else in the world is open to attack.

I was going to say "nickname," but Donnie Two Shoes doesn't use nicknames, he just prefixes the person's name with some derogatory term. Dubya was also a bully--albeit an amateur one by Trump standards--and called people by nicknames (e.g., Karl Rove was "Turdblossom" ) rather than their given ones as a way to diminish them.

This tweet looks like he just uses macros for certain terms: "Crooked Hillary" "headed by 13 Angry Democrats" "Witch Hunt!" "rigged election" "rigged investigation" "fraudulent Dossier" and of course his favorite, "No Collusion!"

[RestoreAmerica2020]

32. Lloron! (Damn cry baby!) the odious traitor ordered the abductuon of over 3000 refugee children

..ordered that they be .held hostage, warehoused in sub human conditions as we have Sen images of children in cages sleeping on concrete floors; as report of the rape of 6yr child, other atocities of children under his charge are beginning to surface and he's the victim?

Trump involvement, his direct or indirect orders orders to Russia attack on our election, attack on,DNC may not being him down, yet when it comes to crimes against children there is no perdon, no forgiveness for him. Trump must be charged with crimes against humanity and or impeached based on said crimes and held accountable for any and all abuses experienced by these children....

When it comes to the well-being of children, noone gets a pass not trump, his admin who blindly followed his order to assault, abduct children; not Pence who literally sthands behind trump nodding his head in approval, applauding trump's maldad, evilness--his silence is acceptance. Pence is an accessory to crimes against children; the gop, turned there back on innocent children, they are not only complicit but are Christian hypocritas..that have failed each and every child.

no pity for trump! #impeachtrump #gotv2018

[colorado_ufo]

34. This time, it made me laugh!

Hillary must be making a bigger batch of popcorn and pouring a glass of chardonnay while the butter melts.

[oberliner]

35. Still tweeting

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Totally Tunsie]

76. Just imagine if Mueller wasn't a conservative Republican!

tRump Baby is lucky Mueller isn't one of those "angry Dems".

[oberliner]

80. Nominated to run the FBI by George W Bush

Out next FBI Director has given nearly all his career to public service, going back to his days in the Marine Corps. He served with distinction and was decorated during the Vietnam War. As a lawyer, prosecutor and government official, he has shown high ideals, a clear sense of purpose and a tested devotion to his country.

https://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/releases/2001/07/20010705-2.html

[underpants]

36. He doesn't have a bad round of golf

He counts anything as a gimme

*He actually is a pretty good golfer

[shanny]

47. He cheats.

[EleanorR]

100. keeping up his game using millions of tax payer dollars nt

[Ccarmona]

37. It's been said & written over and over

If he was innocent, he’d be encouraging the Investigation to prove his innocence.
His stomping up & down, and ranting proves he’s guilty.

[HipChick]

38. jeez...this shtick is getting old..

he is guilty as sin...may he rot in prison..

[Frustratedlady]

41. Doesn't he realize that with the variety of crimes he has commited, as well as the number of people

he had helping him commit those crimes, it is necessary to keep expanding the panel of attorneys who specialize in those areas?

If he'd stuck to unpaid traffic tickets or even sticking a fiver in his pocket every once in a whipstitch at rallies, we could have wrapped this up a long time ago.


Donny lad, you just aren't used to the quality of this investigation. This isn't some fixer going after you. We done got us some experts and I think you'll be mighty proud of the end result. I know we will be.

Better practice up your cribbage skills. Watch Manafort's counts...he can be kinda sneaky.

[tosh]

42. ...

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[jmowreader]

44. He'll keep repeating there's no collusion...

...as he's found guilty and sentenced to life in prison.

He's starting to remind me of a sovereign citizen who thinks the law doesn't apply to him.

[jayschool2013]

45. I've been binge watching his TV series

On HBO. It's called "The Sopranos."

It all makes sense now.

[maddiemom]

64. Tony Soprano was much more sympathetic. (not meant ironically)

[TxVietVet]

46. tRump, go f*ck yourself.

The conman’s tweet so childish and imbecilic.The rat bastard’s tweets sound like sweet music to the dumbest people in the USA. Sadly, I know some of them.

[docgee]

49. Wait! The witch hunt was rigged?!?!

What the fuck does that mean? He's lost it!

[onlyadream]

50. Me think he doth protestith too much! Nt

[Leghorn21]

51. Hey dumbfuck, who's TRIAL starts Tuesday?? Yeah, PAUL MANAFORT'S TRIAL!! Hanhahahaa!! And

who, among many others, will be TESTIFYING at this trial? Guy named RICK GATES!! Hahahahaha!! And who loved RICK GATES bigly?? TOM BARRACK, same guy who urged you to bring PAUL MANAFORT on as your campaign manager!!

Hahahaahhaa!! Hey, while we’re here, who’s on the Board of Directors of the First Republic Bank? TOM BARRACK!! And where did MICHAEL COHEN open his Essential Consultants LLC, through which he paid off Ms. STORMY DANIELS and received payments from AT&T, Novartis and Korea Aerospace, as well as a Russian oligarch?? Oh, the FIRST REPUBLIC BANK!!


Hahahaaahhaaa AND, for kickers, yer good buddy ALEX FUCKING JONES will be on trial the day after that for declaring Sandy Hook was a false flag operation for years on end, so

HAVE A GREAT WEEK YA MOTHERFUCKIN LOSER

[They_Live]

52. By meeting in secret with Putin, without any recording,

he is now colluding again until he can prove differently.

[Ferrets are Cool]

53. He gets more disgraceful every fucking day.

When will this American Nitemare end.

[iluvtennis]

55. Nothing but personal attacks against dems. Never takes responsibility for his own actions. GAH

[Wounded Bear]

58. Not just a scam, but an Illegal Scam!

Unlike Trump's scams, which were all on the up and up.

[spanone]

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[BlancheSplanchnik]

61. the base must be rumbling.

Time for another repetition of the Cult’s Prime Principals.
OBEY!!!

[NurseJackie]

63. "Witch Hunt is an illegal Scam!" ... Aw.

Witch Hunt is an illegal Scam!

[Mr. Ected]

66. I swear he's trying to goad Mueller to respond directly....and he never does

That's why he continues to repeat himself ad nauseum, in the hopes that Mueller will take the bait. Must drive him absolutely insane that his grip on control does not affect Mueller in the least.

Obviously, there's an element of the old "repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth" that's at play here, and the fact that it provides FOX News its minimum daily requirement of cognitive malnutrition, but Trump loves pissing contests, and when his nemesis doesn't play along, it eats at him endlessly.

[NurseJackie]

67. "There is No Collusion!" --- Hey, Trump...

There is No Collusion!

[Va Lefty]

81. Love the graphic!

[AnnieBW]

70. I propose a Trump Tweet Drinking Game

Drink a shot every time he tweets "witch hunt".

[Totally Tunsie]

78. Better give advance notice to the liquor stores to stock up.

Can't have them running out in mid-tweet.

[3catwoman3]

92. We would all be dead from...

...alcohol poisoning.

[Botany]

75. Max Boot, The Wash. Post: The evidence doesn't prove collusion. But it sure suggests it.

82 Trump/Russia contacts

The evidence doesn’t prove collusion. But it sure suggests it.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-evidence-doesnt-prove-collusion-but-it-sure-suggests-it/2018/07/25/1c3ebba0-902e-11e8-b769-e3fff17f0689_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4f49d115f78c

President Trump’s mantra is “no collusion,” something he says as if sheer, mind-numbing repetition can make it true. The president is faithfully echoed by the likes of House Speaker Paul D. Ryan (R-Wis.), who insists “there’s no evidence of collusion.” In reality, while there is not yet proof of collusion (that’s special counsel Robert S. Mueller III’s job), there is copious evidence of it — and that evidence grows more damning by the day.

In Helsinki, Russian President Vladimir Putin admitted he wanted Trump to win — something Trump continues to deny to this day. Putin was more than a well-wisher from afar: His intelligence services ran an extensive operation designed to help Trump, including social media propaganda and hacks of Democratic emails. As I argued earlier, there is strong reason to believe that Trump wouldn’t be president without Russian help.

While this was going on, the Moscow Project of the Center for American Progress reports, there were 82 known “contacts between the Trump team and Russia-linked operatives.” “None of these contacts were ever reported to the proper authorities,” according to the project. Team Trump tried to conceal all of them.

[dameatball]

77. Well, apparently four angry immigrants have joined the 13 angry Democrats....that don't exist.

[PaulX2]

82. Yer Going To Jail Trump

Get used to the idea.

[Totally Tunsie]

103. "Do these bars make my face look fat?"

[Generic Brad]

83. So said the illegally installed president

He is a fraud. He is morally and financially bankrupt. He is the biggest loser.

And he's an asshole.

[ginnyinWI]

85. This thread: Seth Abrahamson

Link to tweet

[Firestorm49]

86. What an idiot.

[DallasNE]

87. A Word Salad Worthy Of Sarah Palin

Hint, that is not a good thing.

[mia]

88. Trump, Russia, Possible Collusion (REMIX)

[KayF]

89. argle bargle!

therefore, garble!

[Mme. Defarge]

91. Tell 'em the law's comin'...

[3catwoman3]

93. This is not a witch hunt.

It is a lying, treasonous, traitorous bastardhunt.

[sellitman]

94. More misdirection.

That's all this is. Stay focused gang.

[marble falls]

95. I'm beginning to think English is cheetolini's second language, after Bullshitese.

[maryellen99]

96. Also expecting another Nuclear War threat tweet against Iran nt

[ladym55]

98. Another day ....

Another tweet-storm of gaslighting. Damn, I'm just getting tired of it all.

[Permanut]

101. The big lie..

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”

- Joseph Goebbels

[link:https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/joseph-goebbels-on-the-quot-big-lie-quot|

[Cha]

106. Hey Fuckhead! Therefore you're an Idiot.