BREAKING NEWS: Giuliani premptively throws himself under bus, declares "I'm a lying scumbag!"
Rudy Giuliani, the former New York City mayor and current attorney to President Trump, threw himself under the bus today in preparation for future legal troubles that await the President.
"I would just like everyone to know right now and right here, I am corrupt, incompetent and completely untrustworthy," Giuliani said in a prepared statement before the media. "My purpose in representing Donald Trump was actually to undermine his credibility and make a mockery of his legal representation at every turn. It will eventually come out that I'm actually a member of George Soros' Deep State and I was recruited to sabotage the President by Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, and you just don't know it yet."
"Whatever you do, don't believe a single word I say, other than the fact that Donald Trump is the single greatest president to ever lead this great land," Giuliani added. "I'm just a terrible, terrible person, and the fact that Donald Trump chose me over actual qualified, competent lawyers to lead his legal defense should in no way reflect upon him personally in the least."
Details at Eleven.
