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‘Prophetess’ Kat Kerr Orders California Wildfires To Stop
By Kyle Mantyla | July 30, 2018 10:21 am

Last month, Florida-based “prophetess” Kat Kerr boldly “took authority” over Subtropical Storm Alberto and Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, ordering them both, in the name of Jesus, to cease causing any damage.
Despite the failure of that effort, Kerr returned with a new order on Friday in which she commanded the wildfires raging in California to stop.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/prophetess-kat-kerr-orders-california-wildfires-to-stop/

[Girard442]

1. Stick with it Kat. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

[SCantiGOP]

2. I had an ear infection a few months ago

I ordered it, in the name of Jesus, to cease.
And a couple of weeks later it was gone!! Praise the Lord !!!!

[gratuitous]

6. I ordered the tides to change

It took 12 hours, but they finally receded.

[MineralMan]

3. Sounds like Jebus isn't listening to her.

Maybe he's busy with some other planet or something right now...

[peggysue2]

4. This is the sort of nonsense . . .

that should convince rational people to quit religion/myth making of any kind.

Of course, it won't because everyone thinks their religion makes sense, And is the true faith.

And so, the beat goes on and on and . . .

[dalton99a]

5. But she's putting optometrists out of business: