CONGRATULATIONS RUDY
You waited a long time. You were so patient. After tRUMP threw you out, you had to wait months and months before he finally let you crawl back. I imagine it took all the talking you could do for him let you go out and totally destroy whatever reputation you had left. It isnt easy to go from the Worlds Mayor to whispers. Is he senile, has he lost his mind, maybe he is afraid he might need a pardon from some possible investigation going on behind closed doors. No one is ignoring you now. When you arent on TV, they are talking about you. I guess it doesnt matter what is being said. They can say you are lying and lost a few steps or laugh at you and shake their heads but as long as they spell your name right
right.
You finally got a seat on the cabinet. I am sure you will fit right in.
Wait
what do you mean there is no Secretary of the Deranged and Demented! There has to be. How can all of this be going on without an undersecretary of crazy? There has to be departments of stupid ideas and who keeps the lies straight and times the news cycles.
I cant believe its not a cabinet position yet but Rudy, you have my vote.