Trump Preparing 'Counter-Report' to Rebut Mueller

[applegrove]

https://politicalwire.com/2018/07/30/trump-preparing-a-counter-report-to-rebut-mueller/

"SNIP..........

Rudy Giuliani told USA Today that his team is preparing a “counter-report” designed to rebut any accusations that special counsel Robert Mueller makes in his expected report about the Russia investigation.

He also said that he believed Mueller’s team is “writing the report as we speak.”

“Giuliani said he has no firsthand knowledge of Mueller’s plans, but that he expects the special counsel to file something by Sept. 1, two months ahead of the midterm elections.”

..........SNIP"

[Aristus]

1. Trump's report reads in full: "I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?"

[lagomorph777]

10. Written in big scraggly crayon

[ProudLib72]

17. I was just about to write that it's time to break out the 120 count Crayola box

I remember in the third grade my best friend and I liked to draw. One day he drew a moose. It looked fine. Then he decided that moose needed a penis, then another, then another. I am reminded of this incident because I know this is the Rump's mentality. Expect to see plenty of drawings featuring multiple penises.

[inwiththenew]

2. Is someone leaking information to Rudy or is he just bluffing?

He seems to be awful confident lately and making a bunch of bold claims.

[lagomorph777]

11. Rudy's leaking something - he'd better check his Depends; it's getting smelly.

[Skraxx]

3. Soooo, They're NOT Going to Fire Him? Well, That's Nice. You boys have fun with your little report

now and run along. Indictments will be coming down any minute now and you can wave your little counter-report around as much as you want when that happens and see how much good it does you. Yes. Please. Invest a LOT of time in this report of yours. I'll even spring for the crayons.

[klook]

4. "Maybe a couple of weeks"

- Giuliani in April.

[Saboburns]

14. Last November they said by the end of 2017

Just total made up bullshit.

[gratuitous]

5. How does Giuliani know it will need a rebuttal?

I thought Trump hadn't done nothin' wrong at no time no place. Why wouldn't the Special Counsel report give Trump anything but a squeaky-clean bill of political and legal health?

[Proud Liberal Dem]

7. +1

[Takket]

15. And how would he know what to rebut?

If the charges are all made up as part of a witch hunt how can they possibly know what he coming before the report?

[Proud Liberal Dem]

6. Preparing his alt-reality "report".

[gohuskies]

8. Only One individual creating Fake News

And it is the orange menace... worst person in the world day in and day out...

[marble falls]

9. Says the guy who can't pay attention to anything written over four pages....

So Rudy's ghost writing a responding report for cheeto on a report that hasn't been written and will release it before the original report will be release.

Rudy and cheeto. What a team. I hope he never fires Rudy.

[miyazaki]

12. Just stack and assemble Trumps Tweets over the past 1.5 years.

There's your fucking report. Try reading that horseshit.

[MoonRiver]

13. That ought to be good.

Two demented idiots preparing a "report."

[Saboburns]

16. Rudy isn't going near a court room.

It's important to remember that Rudy isn't in a court room, and he isn't ever going to be. Rudy is talking on a TV show. His job is to lie, daily, on television.

Mueller and his bunch don't talk on TV. They aren't trying this case in the media as is Trump. Mueller is putting people in prison for long periods of time, and bankrupting them. Mueller already knows everything, and is rolling up the shitheads inexorably.

Don't equate what Rudy says on TV with the FBI and Mueller cases. One is a clown circus designed for Deporable consumption. The other puts criminals like Team Trump in prison, after they are bankrupted.

[Vinca]

18. Isn't that admitting they know what Mueller has and it isn't good?

Rudy might be more whackadoodle than Don.

[Docreed2003]

19. Lmao..."No collusion...no collusion"

"Well collusion isn't a crime...I just looked it up before this interview"

These guys are freaking mobster clowns! "A rebuttal"...ok, I'm sure that will work out well.

[markses66]

20. How do you prepare a "counter-report" to a report you haven't seen

Unless that report will report the truth, which you already know?

[bluestarone]

21. So here we go

A report based on LIES vs a report of TRUE FACTS!!! Should be an EASY ONE to figure out!!!! EXCEPT FOR RUMPS BASE!!!