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MOSCOWConfessing that her relationship with the Putin government was closer than previously disclosed, Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya admitted Friday to repeated and frequent communication with the Kremlin concerning the Trump campaigns unprecedented, colossal, and towering ineptitude.
On numerous occasions, I notified the [Russian federal security service] FSB on matters pertaining to the Trump campaigns breathtaking incompetence, said Veselnitskaya, divulging that she even spoke with Putin himself, who completely agreed with her assessment of Donald Trump Jr. as an amateurish dolt capable of bungling even the most rudimentary tasks.
Moreover, I sent thousands of files relating to incidents, occasions, and events during which the Trump campaign demonstrated that its staff consisted of clueless dipshits totally oblivious to the treason they consistently committed against the United States at almost every given opportunity. I would not characterize the FSBs reaction as one of surprise."
Veselnitskaya confirmed that she eventually broke ties with the Trump campaign, citing concerns that the bumbling jackasses in charge would fuck up everything Russia was working towards, choosing instead to concentrate her efforts on the ruthless Machiavellian savants of the National Rifle Association.
https://politics.theonion.com/russian-lawyer-admits-to-repeatedly-informing-kremlin-o-1825612874
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(23,199 posts)CatMor
(6,212 posts)leftieNanner
(14,997 posts)I totally bought into it because it's TRUE!
Junior is definitely a clueless dipshit.
targetpractice
(4,919 posts)... And, I fell for this one until the third paragarph.
As Tina Fey says, "It's funny, because it's true."