find a lover who gazes at u the way Mike Pence gazes at Trump

[Demovictory9]

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. It would seriously creep me out if anybody looked at me like that.

I'd figure him for an obsessive weirdo stalker and I'd leave town and change my phone number.

[Demovictory9]

4. if he'd just step back a bit. He's all up on Trump.

[Totally Tunsie]

2. ...all the while thinking "Keep talking, Asshole,

because the more you talk, the closer I am to taking over your job."

Pence is already mentally measuring the draperies in the Oval Office.

[Demovictory9]

3. I know he is

[dawg day]

6. I've been married (lovingly) for 40 years-

And neither of us ever looked so adoringly at the other.

I have had dogs who have looked that lovingly at me when they wanted me to give them dinner.

[RestoreAmerica2020]

8. pence is just creepy

[Hekate]

9. Yes. This.

[Submariner]

7. I saw Pence in a movie as a kid - Children of the Corn

[2naSalit]

15. That's what I think of every time I see his sorry face.

[RockRaven]

10. Mike Pence, who Paul Manafort had to trick Trump into meeting with a bogus airplane breakdown...

If you haven't heard this one, look it up.

Manafort lied to Trump, told him the plane couldn't take off b/c of malfunction, convinced him to take advantage of that time to meet w/ Pence, who he didn't know yet. Trump didn't want to do it. He just wanted to leave, and get back home. He already had decided he wanted Christie. Manafort snookered Trump into opening the door to Pence, who smarmed his way right into Trump's good graces with the same sick sycophancy he employs when talking about his top Jesus and his Sky-Daddy.

We know Manafort is compromised. We know Trump is too. And in both cases we now know the truth is worse than most of the cynical-yet-still-credible people were willing to guess at the time. So what's the deal with Pence? How bad is his compromise that we will one day learn of? There must have been some reason why Manafort thought, "of all the right wing Jesus-humpers in the country, *THIS* is the one for us."

[lame54]

11. Pence believes Trump's the anti-christ...

Ushering in Armageddon

He couldn't be prouder

[democratisphere]

12. Stepford Vice President Pence.

When you know something ain't quite right.

[Achilleaze]

13. Comrade Dirty Donny* embodies everything republicans admire

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[oasis]

14. "If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name

he would never stop throwing up."

From "Hannah and Her Sisters".