BOROWITZ: Californians Puzzled by Trump's Failure to Blame Wildfires on Hillary

[kpete]

SACRAMENTO, California (The Borowitz Report)—Californians were baffled on Monday by a series of tweets by Donald J. Trump in which he utterly failed to blame the state’s current wildfires on Hillary Clinton.

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“When he said that there wasn’t enough water to put out the fires, I naturally assumed he was going to accuse Hillary Clinton of sneaking into California and somehow stealing all of our water,” Dorrinson said. “It was so confusing when he didn’t.”

“I thought that the wildfires would be a perfect opportunity for Trump to accuse Hillary of being anti-water and pro-fire, but he didn’t even mention her,” Tracy Klugian, who lives in San Jose, said. “Maybe he’s really distracted by all this Russia stuff and he’s off his game.”

Carol Foyler, who lives in Monterey, said that Trump’s failure to accuse Hillary Clinton of single-handedly causing the wildfires left her shaken and appalled.

“At a time when many of us in California are suffering from historic wildfires, we look to the President of the United States to blame them on Hillary Clinton,” she said. “And he let us down.”




https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/californians-puzzled-by-trumps-failure-to-blame-wildfires-on-hillary?mbid=social_twitter

[dalton99a]

1. InfoWars: "Obama caught starting California fire using sulfur"

[Gothmog]

2. I love good satire

[lapucelle]

3. "Hydrogen Dioxide One"

Hillary sold all the American water reserves to the Russians.

Darn that woman!