Eric Trump: "The Sun-probe will burn up!"

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[SWBTATTReg]

1. God, how dumb are these people? nt

[blogslut]

2. Too close to reality.

[ismnotwasm]

4. I had to check to see if it was real

Lord lord

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17. It's real ...

see post #9!

[ismnotwasm]

21. Heh!

[GemDigger]

3. D'uh! To both dumbass sons.

They don't have 10 working brain cells between the three of them.

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7. Now that's a liberal estimate! I figured 2.

[hatrack]

5. "Must . . . reach . . . . Sarconol . . . on . . . Utility Belt!"

[lapfog_1]

6. this has to be a fake from the onion or someone. - n/t

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9. keep this to yourself ...

https://faketrumptweet.com/fake-tweet/jkr1yqo6_f9ijeo_d8mr7z

[DrDan]

8. this has to be a joke . . . not even the donald would pen such a ridiculous tweet

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12. I;m sorry, he most certainly has. Maaaaaaany times.

[treestar]

10. Is this real?

Some things are too stupid even for the Orange One.

OTOH, he did look up at the eclipse.

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13. See? ...

see post #9!

[Vinca]

11. Please tell me this is the Onion. OMG - can they possibly be this dumb?

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14. Well, like the above posted "He DID look at an eclipse with no protection ...

see post #9!

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

15. On the other hand, I was dicussing that probe last night

with my astronomer son, and we were both giggling as we agreed that it would probably land at night.

One of the cool things he told me about it is that it will actually get very close to the sun, only a few solar diameters away at its closest approach, which will (if I understood him correctly) put it briefly in the corona.

There is so much amazing and cool stuff happening in astronomy these days.

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23. I've been thinking about this four several days. I had to get it out ...

This is the only science initiative cheetolini's wholeheartedly supported. I'm afraid its doomed.

NASA and the universities are doing incredible things with very little money.

[GeorgeGist]

16. It scares me how many respondents ...

didn't immediately recognize this as satire.

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18. What it says is 99% about cheetolini.

[SWBTATTReg]

25. I thought that it was satire but the thing is, satire and how rump and his ilk act act ...

are in reality becoming more harder to discern between a joke and reality...

this is the scary thing...

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28. Truly scary. When his shit finally gets so grating we chose to ignore him - we're going ...

to be sunk. Thats when he be able to get away with anything.

[Dave Starsky]

34. This is an OLD grandpa joke that probably goes back to the 1900s.

I guess I'm dating myself to say that I recognized that instantly.

[magicarpet]

19. Doesn't God flick the sun switch off at night,.. like a light bulb ?

So that would really be a perfect time to launch a rocket toward the sun so it does not get burned up and melt before it gets there.

Right ?

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Summa Cum Laude from The Massachusetts Institute of Technology - these idjit trDump boys are not.

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24. Eric did cut himself with a Cub Scout knife once. He stole it from the chauffeur's son...

Not a master's degree between the three of them. Or even a job with another company. What other corporation family or public is led by such clot of knuckleheads?

No wonder Ivanka seems accomplished.

[Igel]

33. No, it's carried in a boat during the night to the east so it can head west again.

Or a cart. Could be a cart.

Depends on what Neolithic religious meme you want to use. (Working through Cunliffe's book on Europe up to 1000 AD, I've gotten to around 700 BC.)

[KPN]

20. Idiocracy!

[3Hotdogs]

22. Qusay is the fuckin' dumbest.

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29. Its still an open competition.

[Doodley]

26. It's fake and the font isn't even the same as on Twitter.

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27. OH NO! ...

See comment #9!

[WhiteTara]

30. Is this the onion? Is this fake? If not

the man needs to be in a mental hospital and his sons need to go to public school.

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38. He's nuts I tell you ...

See post #9!

[NastyRiffraff]

31. It's hard to tell the difference

The reality is, he COULD have tweeted something like this. But he didn't. His tweets today are as demented as usual, but this isn't one of them.

[Trust Buster]

32. This thread should be deleted. You cannot falsely quote anyone. Even Don the Con.

[kcr]

36. Right. It's illegal to make jokes.

[Trust Buster]

37. It is illegal on DU to fraudulently attribute a quote to someone, joke or not.

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39. Illegal? What's illegal????

[Trust Buster]

41. The phony manufactured tweet in the OP.

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42. Illegal in all 50 states or is there a local option, like alcohol.

[muriel_volestrangler]

35. I heard this joke 40 years ago. How can anyone not recognise it? (nt)

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40. This is serious ...

See post #9.