Angry and Sarcastic Method for Deciding the Next President

[ProudLib72]

Strip away all the rules, all the campaigning, all the debates, all the gerrymandered districts, all the uncounted ballots, all the suppressed votes, all the hacking. This one will decide exactly who is qualified to be our next president.

Guess how many strands of hair are on the orange shit stain's head.



This contest is open to all ages, all nationalities (except Russians), all faiths, all genders, all socioeconomic backgrounds.

Look at it this way: No matter what, we are going to get someone who will make a better president.

[Major Nikon]

1. On or naturally attached?

Those two numbers are going to be vastly different.

[ProudLib72]

2. Weaves don't count

Are naturally attached. I'm guessing 248. When I'm president I'm going to pipe Brawndo the thirst mutilator into every water fountain.

[MurrayDelph]

3. Even his head-weasel

is trying to reject the "brain."

[lame54]

4. Zero - it's a trick question

[ProudLib72]

5. I do believe he has a little fringe of real hair

So he grows out the sides really long for the comb over. It must be really thin and brittle already judging by how the slightest wind wafts it around. Then he dyes it orange, which has to damage it. I'm surprised it doesn't all just fall out.

[ProudLib72]

6. One thing about this method

We have to scalp him first so we can easily count the hairs. Oh well, small price to pay.