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This is not my idea but I thought why not ask the question here.
Link to tweet
Demovictory9
(32,457 posts)FoxNewsSucks
(10,434 posts)you fucking fuck!
Get the fuck out!!
DinahMoeHum
(21,794 posts)Doreen
(11,686 posts)You took the words right out of my mouth.
rzemanfl
(29,565 posts)tblue37
(65,409 posts)vlyons
(10,252 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,740 posts)BigmanPigman
(51,611 posts)Fang ATTACK!".
moriah
(8,311 posts)... detailing exactly what I might say, do, or shout to another person in the home might break DU guidelines and/or get undesirable secret service attention.
Fortunately it'll never happen.
Kablooie
(18,634 posts)Then I turn around and drop my pants.
MaryMagdaline
(6,855 posts)Glamrock
(11,802 posts)I'm in fear for my life. I'm standing my ground!
Shit, I don't even own a gun. But one can dream, yeah?
Niagara
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He's an intruder and we have castle doctrine in N.Y.
nini
(16,672 posts)It aint worth it. Lol
RockRaven
(14,974 posts)Hopefully I'd be holding some ketchup, strawberry jam, or red wine to throw or splash around for startling effect. He is a flinch-prone coward after all...
Look, it's an absolutely sh*tty, discriminatory, rooted-in-bigotry sentiment that he has regarding HIV/AIDS (and also any visible blood), and I'd probably be really ashamed about having exploited it (insofar as any exploitation of it could become a reinforcement of it).
But Trump DOES HAVE this fear/hang-up, and I want nothing to do with him on a interpersonal level. I mean that literally.
I do not want to EVER be in the same place as him. I never want either of us to ever lay eyes upon the other. If it so happened that we were in the same place at the same time, my deepest desire would be for that confluence of space-time parameters to become divergent as quickly as possible. And I would exploit any mote of knowledge about him I had in my possession to effect this outcome.
TlalocW
(15,384 posts)And then I would hold his hand in an iron grip and not let go until I said everything I had wanted to. The first time he tried to interrupt would be his last attempt as he would be on his knees after I kicked him in the balls.
TlalocW
CottonBear
(21,596 posts)kysrsoze
(6,022 posts)scarletlib
(3,415 posts)Cha
(297,323 posts)Awsi Dooger
(14,565 posts)I don't see how I could be prosecuted
sakabatou
(42,158 posts)mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)Lint Head
(15,064 posts)ProudMNDemocrat
(16,786 posts)John Fante
(3,479 posts)gopiscrap
(23,761 posts)keel over dead so I piss on your rotting corpse
Midnight Writer
(21,769 posts)malaise
(269,063 posts)fleabiscuit
(4,542 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)my house has no Internet so that he can't use Twitter.
Sedona
(3,769 posts)Yonnie3
(17,444 posts)Perhaps preceded by what's that smell?
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dembotoz
(16,808 posts)So a very empty threat. ..
ornotna
(10,803 posts)Here in Florida we do have this law that everyone is talking about.
Funtatlaguy
(10,879 posts)malaise
(269,063 posts)(to the Well trained dog).
Sancho
(9,070 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)If he refuses to leave, the I call the police and report an unwanted intruder.
Takket
(21,578 posts)NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)He breached the front door of my castle.
mainstreetonce
(4,178 posts)Would you like a piiece piece of pie?
mnmoderatedem
(3,728 posts)Still In Wisconsin
(4,450 posts)That's what he does to contractors, so...
zeusdogmom
(994 posts)Since Zeus wants to jump up and give everyone coming to the door dog kisses, I'd just let Zeus do his thing. I understand Trumpie is a germophobe so a few licks of a a big ol' dog tongue should do the trick. And you know where that tongue has been ....😄.
Of course after licking Trump's nasty orange face, I'd have to treat Zeus with some type of cleaner. How would one get Trump stink off a dog???
FoxNewsSucks
(10,434 posts)zeusdogmom
(994 posts)sinkingfeeling
(51,460 posts)Squinch
(50,955 posts)Initech
(100,081 posts)janterry
(4,429 posts)We have a really large dog. And I'm afraid someone walking in would just set his whole protective thing off.
OTOH, he would make light work of Trump
2naSalit
(86,650 posts)posting it here.
better
(884 posts)you done fucked up, right?
tavernier
(12,393 posts)Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?
(The old timers will remember this one)
peekaloo
(22,977 posts)get the red out
(13,467 posts)They've had all their shots, they wouldn't catch anything.
LakeSuperiorView
(1,533 posts)So not much use against a surprise intruder. I definitely feel threatened by him, but think I would have a tough time convincing a jury that I feared bodily harm from that decrepit tub of goo.
I guess I would see how high I could make him bounce on my front lawn.