Hop aboard The Trump Train!

[edbermac]

Read carefully.

Link to tweet

[C_U_L8R]

1. Trump Train?

That sounds like an ad for Ex-lax

[essaynnc]

2. I'M GOING !!! (NOT)

Of course I signed up for a couple of tickets, hopefully that will keep somebody else from going. By the way, in all of the last rallies, I have NEVER seen an estimate of the crowd size, or lack thereof. How is our fake commander-in-pResident doing with his crowds these days????? Even in the coal country of WV, where HUGE promises are plentiful, easy, and impossible to carry out, I'd like to think it's WAY DOWN.

[Nevilledog]

3. Four..... What a dumbass

[peekaloo]

4. More like the golf warning: Fore!

run for cover the Orange Julius is gonna blow

[hotrod0808]

5. It's fun for them.

They dress up, the chant the same old shit, they applaude the lines in Trump's "speech" that insult people...it's Rocky Horror Show for morons.

[salin]

6. Any bets on how many times/ways he sneaks the number "17" in his speech?

crumbs to the Q (half-baked) "bakers."

[Javaman]

7. I first read "drug train" but I guess that works too. lol

[dalton99a]

8. "Step right in - see the Red Wave"

[Totally Tunsie]

9. 'Fraid I'll be TWO busy to attend.

[Liberal In Texas]

10. Trump Train is no doubt a coal burner. n/t

[Maraya1969]

11. I just checked Craigslist and don't see an advertisement for people to make $50

I wonder if there are other venues they use. Maybe a talent agency?

[Totally Tunsie]

12. 1-800-Hire-a-Crowd

[link:https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/07/crowd-hiring-politics-campaign-2016/399002/|

These days, if a candidate or protest organizer is short on numbers, he or she can simply pick up the phone and call a company like Crowds on Demand, a Los Angeles-based company that provides rental crowds for campaign rallies and protests. The company was founded in late 2012 by Adam Swart, a UCLA grad who majored in political science. It is among a very small number of U.S. companies that offers rental crowd services in the U.S. (including Crowds for Rent and the Trump-hired Extra Mile Casting), and perhaps the only one that does so openly.

[Maraya1969]

13. Too bad some of the people who were previously hired don't come forward and talk about it

Just to let others know that his crowds are fake too.

[Totally Tunsie]

14. If I weren't a tRumpster, $50 wouldn't be enough to sit through that slop.

If I were a tRumpster, I'd take the $50, but wouldn't want to admit it.

That leaves perhaps the very poor or the street dwellers who are desperate for the $50, but they're not going to talk about it because it's easy money for them and they don't want to "bite the hand that feeds them".

There's probably a penalty for coming forth anyway. I'd bet there's a scare tactic NDA they have to sign that makes them liable for a huge sum ($1M+ ?) if they blab...hardly worth a $50 payout. tRump is the Reality TV president, and he's likely taking a page from shows like "Survivor" or "The Bachelor" where they're liable for a $5M penalty if they disclose the outcome early. tRump's buddy Mark Burnett must come in handy for such situations - he uses this practice all the time.