"Today was the greatest day of my presidency!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("What, me worry?" ) Trump is saying: "And have you heard the latest?. . . Another leak from Mueller's investigation. . . .Turns out, they can't find a thing on me. . . . Not a single thing. . . . Can you believe it? . . . And yet they keep investigating and investigating. . . . 'Cause they hate Trump, who by the way is keeping his mouth shut. . . . I mean I could say a lot of things, if you know what I mean. . . . Meanwhile Mueller's leaking like a sieve. . . . You just can't make these things up!"





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Creative CAPTION for 8.21.18 rally after Manafort guilty verdict and Cohen plea agreement earlier that day. Based only on my imagination of what he might liked to have said if he thought he could get away with it.

[skip fox]

1. D.T. continues:

"So day I am making myself the chief investigator on the Russian case, and to be fair I'm immediately looking the the collusion of Hillary and the Democrats with Russia, . . . . And by next Monday or Tuesday I'll be releasing major revelations!"

[Johonny]

2. Now my own administration reports by 2030, 1400 people each year will die thanks to a coal rollback

of standards. Look at the neighbor to the right of you, then look to the left. Which one of them would you gladly let die a horrible, completely unnecessary death so I can stand in front of you tonight and pretend there will be more coal jobs. It's not that I'm lying to you. It's that I honestly don't care which one of you live or die so long as while you're alive you praise me as your God. You will bow down to me. You and one day your heirs. Well, your heirs that don't die of leukemia.

<crowd> Thank God for making Trump president so my kids can die of mercury poisoning again!

[skip fox]

3. Getting a bit dark there in your old age.

How's this for one definition of Atzheimer's: n., 1. a good head start.