Sharing a song that we'll all be humming today

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Trump staffers and his lovers have signed an NDA
He tries to pay them off because he's afraid of what they'll say
Whoa! When they go.
Ex-staffers and lovers they're all gonna squeal
Even his ex-lawyer now is gonna cut a deal
Hey! What will he say?
One two three All his staff is gonna leave
Cause he's the worst boss that they didn't get to keep
Hey hey hey they're gonna break their NDAs
He tried to shut them up but now they're gonna sing
His exes like Omar-oh-oh-sa haunt him
And all the secret tapes they flaunt them
And let the dirt come out, they won't shut up
His exes expose
Michael Cohen's gonna flip, gonna set his secrets free
He said he'd take a bullet, but instead he'll take a plea
My my, how the cronies fly
You can't always go high when they go low
So Stormy shares her story now blow by blow
Whoa, more than we wanted to know
One two three lawyers left him this year
And if Don McGahn's flipped, that's got him trembling in fear
Four Five Six Yeah they're all gonna snitch
He used to be their boss but he's gonna be the bitch
His exes exp-oh-oh-ose the scandals
And Watergate can't hold a candle
To what's comin' down from his own team
And Donald is ah-ah-always freakin'
Cause his white house keeps on leakin'
But not the way he likes, it's a steady stream
His staffers expose
Three four five communications directors
'Cause everyone who works for him becomes a defector
Two three four from his campaign have been indicted
They got a lot to say and you know that Trump is frightened
His exes, they're ah-ah-all revealing
All cheatin, lies and stealin'
They'll tell it all can't seal their lips
McDougal told how much he paid her
Omarosa said he's eating paper
And just wait until Melania flips
His exes expose...

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1. Jen Houston

The singer.