Trump's interview with Fox's Ainsley Earhardt following the indictment of Don Jr (yes, I wrote it).

[Miles Archer]

Ainsley Earhardt: "Donald Trump Jr, tell me about your relationship with him."

President Trump: "Well, before Karen...um, I mean Stormy...no, wait MELANIE, I was married to another woman. Wait, I think it might have been two other women. Yeah, it was two. Well, one of them got pregnant. I'm not sure how, but it happened. Shortly after that, I think that's when she had Donald Jr. People tell me he's my son because he has my first name, and there's a "Junior" after it. I considered filing a copyright infringmement suit, and we reached an agreement. As long as he continued to use "Jr" after his name, and pay me an ongoing royalty, I wouldn't file the suit. It's worked out pretty good so far. He hasn't been much trouble. So if he is my son, he was one of many - you know they always say "son" and then they like to add "MY son." Well I don't know if he is my son. I don't know where that term came from. But I have allowed that, for him to call himself my son. It's no big deal. Not somebody that was with me that much. You know, they make it sound like I didn't live with - without him. I understood Donald Jr. Very well. He - well, it turned out he wasn't a very good son, frankly. But he was somebody that was probably with me for about 40 years and I would see him sometimes."

HERE'S THE CONTEXT:

[underpants]

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