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Headline: "TRUMP LOSES PECKER" (Original Post)
mac56
Aug 2018
OP
Trump has already confessed that, unlike Elton John, he doesn't have an organ.
cyclonefence
Aug 2018
#10
Pizza Rat. He ran across Trump and they had it out. Pizza Rat showed Trump how small he really was.
TheBlackAdder
Aug 2018
#36
Grasswire2
(13,571 posts)1. yes, my friend who is a retired news editor came up with that too
The jokes write themselves.
olegramps
(8,200 posts)27. Melania said, "Its no big deal."
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)2. We can't put that in a family newspaper!
Okay, how about "PECKER TURNS ON TRUMP"?
C_U_L8R
(45,012 posts)14. Pecker goes limp on Trump?
I guess... no. Hahaha
Ilsa
(61,695 posts)34. Pecker goes soft... nt
Turbineguy
(37,359 posts)3. It's a bit like
LBJ losing Cronkite, only downmarket.
Girard442
(6,081 posts)9. Reallllly downmarket.
ProudMNDemocrat
(16,786 posts)4. Edit.....TRUMP LOSES HIS PECKER.......
That sounds much better...
Iliyah
(25,111 posts)5. OK thats a funny title
Wwcd
(6,288 posts)6. Omg...We have a WINNER !!
"TRUMP LOSES PECKER"
NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)7. OMG! Ha! :-D
Laf.La.Dem.
(2,944 posts)8. For slow people - like me!
David Pecker, American Media Chief
cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)10. Trump has already confessed that, unlike Elton John, he doesn't have an organ.
sheshe2
(83,833 posts)11. Trump Pardons Pecker
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,588 posts)28. Trump Plays With Pecker Pardon
tonedevil
(3,022 posts)12. Put that way...
it is a very tiny loss.
FakeNoose
(32,681 posts)13. A stripper, a porn star and a Pecker all walk into a bar . . .
. . . and they ordered a "Dirty Russian." They each got Donald Trump.
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)19. Heeeeee!
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,588 posts)29. Love it!
malaise
(269,109 posts)32. IM singing this shit now
Wawannabe
(5,674 posts)38. Good joke
Great song!
Lol!
workinclasszero
(28,270 posts)15. Lololololol
TheBlackAdder
(28,210 posts)16. From what I hear, that's a small loss.
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)18. Oh, that's just mean!
ornotna
(10,804 posts)35. Who have you been talking to?
TheBlackAdder
(28,210 posts)36. Pizza Rat. He ran across Trump and they had it out. Pizza Rat showed Trump how small he really was.
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)17. Dammit I missed that one!
Javaman
(62,531 posts)20. you win the entire internet plus the universe today! LOL nt
Javaman
(62,531 posts)21. that should be the headline in the daily news tomorrow. LOL nt
edbermac
(15,942 posts)22. That was on HuffPo.
sunonmars
(8,656 posts)23. He'd have to effing find it first.....to lose it.
enid602
(8,629 posts)40. Tweezers
Youll need tweezers and a magnifying glass for that.
LanternWaste
(37,748 posts)24. "Citing Ethical Differences, Trump's Pecker Turns on Him..."
I'd pay folding money to see that headline.
(and for the half-wits... no, <sigh> I'm not being literal.)
keithbvadu2
(36,857 posts)26. Oh, c'mon... Cough up the big bucks.
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)25. Pecker creates a sticky mess for Trump.
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)31. Pecker prepared to screw Trump: Film at 11:00?
Gothmog
(145,433 posts)33. "Mr. Pecker does not appreciate all the childish jokes about his name."
Grammy23
(5,810 posts)37. After all the unholy Sh*t we've been through with tRump
we are due some laughs. And I have a feeling this isnt the only one.
moondust
(20,001 posts)39. You mean Mr. P.?