"He thought it was always about him." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I'm not planning on dying" ) Trump is saying: "Despite our differences on policy and politics, I respect Senator John McCain's service to our country and I say this even though the timing of his death was a bit suspicious: just before I was going to announce the greatest trade agreement ever. . . . Some people are saying things about that, . . . like how did they know about the timing of the trade deal? . . . Was there a leak?. . . What was McCain's original plan for dying? . . . And so on, . . . but now's not the time to go into it. . . . After all, the week's still young."

[Moostache]

1. "this size 22 collar is STILL cutting off air to my brain..." (n/t)

[Johonny]

2. Mexico has just agreed to import 0.2% more automobiles in exchange for a return of California and

Arizona. They asked for New Mexico too, but I told them I was saving it to give to Canada. They did not want Texas, I repeat they told me thanks, but no thanks to Texas because they didn't want any part of Ted Cruz. Can you blame them. His dad killed Kennedy. It's true. The good news in all this is that this deal negates John McCain from being a former Senator because Arizona is no longer part of America. So let's all stop talking about him, please and look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Can I negotiate or can I negotiate? The answer is yes. Yes is the answer. 0.2% more cars. Thanks you from Detroit. You're welcome. You're welcome.

[underpants]

3. Half staff? The way everyone quits around here we already ARE at half staff.