"Rudy Colludy" is composing a rebuttal to the Mueller report that...well, doesn't exist yet

[Leghorn21]

Giuliani tells CNN he is in DC working on a report
that’ll rebut everything from collusion to obstruction
of justice in order to be prepared for what may be
included in Mueller's expected report.

Giuliani said he doesn’t know the timing of any special counsel report
@DanaBashCNN

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What does it say that #DonaldTrump is already rebutting
something he hasn’t even seen? 😳
3:50 PM - Aug 31, 2018

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How do you rebut anything if you haven’t seen the report?

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Here’s a sneak peek:

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You mean Rudy Colludy?
Doubtful.
He's pretty pathetic frankly..

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How do you write a rebuttal to a report you haven’t read —-
unless Donald told you what would be in it?

Will Nunes get any writing credit or will he just be the ghostwriter?#PairOfNoids

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Yeah, I sit around writing reports about the crimes I haven't committed too.

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Happy Friday, DU!!

[nature-lover]

1. Maybe Rudy is getting paid by the hour and needs some billable time.

[Doodley]

2. It will be short on facts and high on unsubstantiated smears to undermine anyone

involved in the investigation.

[Kingofalldems]

3. Rudy Kazootie......

[dchill]

4. Who is the boy who is full of zip and joy?

He's Rudy Kazootie.

[FiveGoodMen]

5. "How do you write a rebuttal to a report you haven't read?"

You say, "Trump's a republican and cannot be held responsible for anything."

[Claritie Pixie]

6. HAHAHA Rudy already knows what Mueller's gonna say.

He knows the crimes his client has committed.

[lpbk2713]

7. He might as well.

He's got nothing to lose. Team Trump is like rats backed up into a corner.
They are at the point of desperation. They will try anything.