Presidential & VP RSVPs for tRumphole's funeral
The inevitable has happened - cholesterol and sugar has taken its toll. The funeral invitations have been received, and the RSVPs are being returned.
Former Vice Presidents:
Al Gore: Not attending. Will be installing solar panels on The Great U.S./Mexico Wall. Mexico will pay for them.
Walter Mondale: Not attending. Will be lecturing in his ancestral Norway about the benefits of remaining a Norwegian resident and citizen.
Dan Quayle: Not attending. Has enrolled in remedial spelling classes and can't miss any.
Dick Cheney: Not attending. Now teaching a course in "How Not to Shoot Your Friend While Hunting".
Mike Pence: Not attending. Mother heard there will be women there.
Joe Biden: Not attending. Too busy running the country in his new role as POTUS.
Former Presidents:
George H. W. Bush: Not attending. Will be cleaning his Thousand Points of Light because he heard tRump say he couldn't "see" them.
George W. Bush: Not attending. Has too much manure to muck on the Texas ranch.
Jimmy Carter: Not attending. Needs to oil his nail gun for the next Habitat for Humanity project.
Bill Clinton: Not attending. Will be accompanying Hillary on the "America Apologizes to Hillary" tour, organized by 65,853,516+ American voters.
Barack Obama: Not attending. Still too busy searching for that damn birth certificate.
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But all so true.
Just to fill up some empty space.