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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPresidential & VP RSVPs for tRumphole's funeral
The inevitable has happened - cholesterol and sugar has taken its toll. The funeral invitations have been received, and the RSVPs are being returned.
Former Vice Presidents:
Al Gore: Not attending. Will be installing solar panels on The Great U.S./Mexico Wall. Mexico will pay for them.
Walter Mondale: Not attending. Will be lecturing in his ancestral Norway about the benefits of remaining a Norwegian resident and citizen.
Dan Quayle: Not attending. Has enrolled in remedial spelling classes and can't miss any.
Dick Cheney: Not attending. Now teaching a course in "How Not to Shoot Your Friend While Hunting".
Mike Pence: Not attending. Mother heard there will be women there.
Joe Biden: Not attending. Too busy running the country in his new role as POTUS.
Former Presidents:
George H. W. Bush: Not attending. Will be cleaning his Thousand Points of Light because he heard tRump say he couldn't "see" them.
George W. Bush: Not attending. Has too much manure to muck on the Texas ranch.
Jimmy Carter: Not attending. Needs to oil his nail gun for the next Habitat for Humanity project.
Bill Clinton: Not attending. Will be accompanying Hillary on the "America Apologizes to Hillary" tour, organized by 65,853,516+ American voters.
Barack Obama: Not attending. Still too busy searching for that damn birth certificate.
Gothmog
(155,536 posts)Butterflylady
(4,010 posts)But all so true.
Gothmog
(155,536 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)lpbk2713
(43,201 posts)Just to fill up some empty space.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)The family will need just a few, as several of them will be in the pokey.