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Javaman

(62,532 posts)
Thu Sep 6, 2018, 10:34 AM Sep 2018

want to drive the orange asshole absolutely ape shit insane? to the point he blows out an artery?

here's how.

1) first reveal who wrote the op-ed

result: trump goes on a public character assassination

2) wait a month

result: trump thinks he's back in control

3) someone else writes an anonymous op-ed tearing trump a new one

result: trump completely loses his shit and freaks the fuck out and probably has an aneurysm.

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want to drive the orange asshole absolutely ape shit insane? to the point he blows out an artery? (Original Post) Javaman Sep 2018 OP
only we don't operate in "month long" outrage cycles right now lapfog_1 Sep 2018 #1
true. 2 days would be better. nt Javaman Sep 2018 #2
I think this mystery is like the book Murder on the Orient Express. IrishEyes Sep 2018 #3
Wishful thinking Racerdog1 Sep 2018 #4
I doubt that we can 'drive him insane'. SeattleVet Sep 2018 #5
It was David Dennison! ProudLib72 Sep 2018 #6
What can we do to raise his blood pressure? pecosbob Sep 2018 #7
ID the ugliest building(s) in NYC and elsewhere...and the rump towers/properties win every time... SWBTATTReg Sep 2018 #8
Drive him crazy? JohnnyRingo Sep 2018 #9
Made me snort laugh. KentuckyWoman Sep 2018 #12
Tell people he really has no money Generic Other Sep 2018 #10
LOL, he is the devil incarnate with rampant greed as his creed. KY_EnviroGuy Sep 2018 #14
More like, reveal who wrote it KentuckyWoman Sep 2018 #11
One of the best ways to drive him bat shit crazy is..... KY_EnviroGuy Sep 2018 #13
I think every Tuesday we should totally ignore his tweets or any of the statements logosoco Sep 2018 #15

lapfog_1

(29,215 posts)
1. only we don't operate in "month long" outrage cycles right now
Thu Sep 6, 2018, 10:37 AM
Sep 2018

so OpEd every week at most... with a reveal in about 2 days after the OpEd appears in the "failing" NYT or WaPo.

IrishEyes

(3,275 posts)
3. I think this mystery is like the book Murder on the Orient Express.
Fri Sep 7, 2018, 11:22 AM
Sep 2018

Spoiler Alert

They all did it. In Murder on the Orient Express, the victim was a horrible man who committed a crime and was hated by everyone.

SWBTATTReg

(22,154 posts)
8. ID the ugliest building(s) in NYC and elsewhere...and the rump towers/properties win every time...
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 07:27 AM
Sep 2018

for ugliest property...this will drive him nuts since he's seemingly in love w/ his buildings....

KentuckyWoman

(6,689 posts)
11. More like, reveal who wrote it
Sun Sep 9, 2018, 02:48 PM
Sep 2018

so the whole fucking world knows he did it himself. (or at least cooperated with who did)

I'm of the belief this was planned.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,494 posts)
13. One of the best ways to drive him bat shit crazy is.....
Sun Sep 9, 2018, 07:17 PM
Sep 2018

Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, and more Obama.



I was envisioning a big Obama billboard right in front of the White House.

...............

logosoco

(3,208 posts)
15. I think every Tuesday we should totally ignore his tweets or any of the statements
Sun Sep 9, 2018, 07:37 PM
Sep 2018

from the White House. I think all the attention his words and actions are getting are feeding his ego (which is already quite large!). Plus we need a break! But we might need a babysitter just to keep an eye on things and alert us in a dire emergency.

I think this would really fuck with his head and send him over the edge he is already so close to.

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