Can someone photoshop Florida being shoved up Romney's posterior?
Maybe with Obama kicking it up there really, really far.
Because you can't have Paul's (I love guys with two first names; it just feels so familiar that I go with the first first name) Social Security plan without seriously fucking with VOTING SENIORS' Social Security, I think Florida is buh-bye.
Thought you did everything right, seniors? Thought you played it safe so you could enjoy retirement? Think again. Paul Ryan doesn't play safe. He gambles. And now, he's gambling with your hard-earned money. Fuck him. Fuck Romney. Some of us are happy with the $1500/month we get from SS, and we aren't letting these taints touch it. We've seen what Romney does with other people's money--for some (investors, corporations), it's great; for others (workers, middle management), eh, not so good. Thanks, we'll just play it safe.
Edited: for language. Sorry to those offended.