Trump's mangled speech today is more proof that acute tertiary syphilis is no picnic

[MrScorpio]

His brain probably has more holes in it than a bathroom sponge.

By the way, I lasted five whole minutes watching his ass live.

Do I get a prize? Can I get some love?

[Nevilledog]

1. *snicker*

[ProudLib72]

2. That was self inflicted. No one held a gun to your head and made you watch

Don't you know you can contract syphilis through the TV? It's all part of making America gross again.

[Atticus]

3. Did anyone "clap"? nt

[AJT]

4. You have my love, admiration and pity.

[smirkymonkey]

5. You lasted longer than I did.

I couldn't take it. I was wfh today so I could have watched the whole thing but I decided I had better things to do. I can't stand the sight or sound of him.

[lpbk2713]

6. The last days of Al Capone.

They have a lot in common.

[Rorey]

7. I vote that you should get a prize.

I saw that he was on when walking through the room, so I muted the television, thinking it wouldn't last long. Later, walking through I saw that the pus was STILL spewing. I really don't think many really listen to him, even among his supporters.

[Solly Mack]

8. Nematodes. A fungus can also be attacked by other fungal pathogens.

What? A mushroom can't get syphilis.

[peggysue2]

9. Hahaha!

That was so-o-o wicked. But too funny.

[Solly Mack]

11. The whole Mario thing has actually ruined mushrooms for me.

Oh, I still eat them. Only now I have to actively put certain thoughts out of my head. Never had that problem before.

[Initech]

10. Does he wear dentures?

I never thought about it until I saw his mangled attempt to say to say the word "anonymous", but if his clothes, hair, weight, and golf score are all fake, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if his teeth are.

[3catwoman3]

13. If he does have dentures, maybe they don't fit properly...

...and that is why he has his lips pursed so often - gotta keep them from falling out.

[Initech]

16. Oh they will fall out at some point.

And when they do it will be the greatest night of comedy in the history of comedy. Given his hygiene I would bet it will happen sooner rather than later.

[rurallib]

14. probably does have dentures but probably told the dentist that he (Trump)

was going to stiff him before the final fitting. So the dentist took a little revenge.

[Initech]

17. Trump seems like the kind of guy who would stiff a dentist on payment.

[lapfog_1]

12. I can't stand even 5 seconds of the orange twltler

so congratulations, or my deepest sympathies.... thoughts and prayers?

deepest syphilisties? For trumpster.

[keithbvadu2]

15. You want some love? Get drunk with Kavanaugh.

You want some love? Get drunk with Kavanaugh.

[colinmom71]

18. You lasted 2.5 Trumps, according to Stormy Daniels...

I’d say that’s impressive. Congrats!

[COLGATE4]

19. I've said it before and I'll say it again

Meth is a hell of a drug.