Trump to Take Over Defense of Kavanaugh

[Gothmog]

This will be fun to watch https://politicalwire.com/2018/09/26/trump-wants-to-take-over-defense-of-kavanaugh/

President Trump “has grown increasingly dissatisfied with the way Brett Kavanaugh has defended himself in wake of sexual assault allegations that have threatened to derail his Supreme Court nomination,” CNN reports.

“It has led the President to believe that he must personally take charge of defending his embattled nominee ahead of Thursday’s critical appearance before the Senate Judiciary Committee. Trump made the decision to hold a news conference on the eve of the hearing, making it the fourth he has held as president.”

The news conference is scheduled at 5 p.m. ET.

[Blecht]

1. This is going to be a complete fucking circus

With the orange clown as the ringmaster --- what could go wrong?

[TheBlackAdder]

26. Oh, boy. Here he goes already. That didn't take long.

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[saidsimplesimon]

34. OMG, should I credit The Onion?

"He's handsome, virile, WELL-Endowed..." IT wants a John Holmes porn star serving on SCOTUS? Must be a reaction to having his private parts compared to a Mario Bros. Mushroom. Spank the monster and send him back to the basement in the tower.

[TheBlackAdder]

41. I threw in some typos and wrong word use to make it seem legit.

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Knock yourself out: www.faketrumptweet.com

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[redstatebluegirl]

2. Get the beer and popcorn ready this will be epic.

[TheBlackAdder]

29. I can see it now.

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[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

3. Not enough women pissed off now?

They want this bone head on tv now??

[Achilleaze]

4. "Proceed, Comrade Draft Dodger (R) - Poo T. Poot (R)

[maryellen99]

5. Get ready for the slut shaming nt

[renate]

6. setting up the DVR now

He'll make everything better, I'm sure.

[Solly Mack]

7. As if things weren't icky enough.

[RockRaven]

8. Does this mean he isn't going to fire Rosenstein? B/c the whole idea behind that

was to distract from the hearing. If Trump is calling his own press conference after the hearing, won't THAT distract from the hearing?

[Frustratedlady]

9. Well, that makes sense. If anyone is experienced in sexual abuse, it's the Prez.

He can give him a crash course on which words you can/cannot say. How to lie and get by with it.

He will be the biggest and best advisor Kavanaugh has had to date because he is an expert at getting out of trouble. The only
subject he won't be able to provide advice on would be virginity, unless it is in connection to some gal he hopes to conquer.

The name of the game is to get Kavanaugh installed in the Surpreme Court asap and before Trump's plans can be in place
to keep him and his family out of prison.

[BootinUp]

10. Please Proceed dumbass. Nt

[fleur-de-lisa]

11. I wonder what accusations Shitler will hurl at Avenatti.

He won't be able to keep his big trap shut about him now that they are twitter fighting.

[Gothmog]

12. Trump is engaging in twitter battle with Avenatti

Link to tweet

[Brother Buzz]

23. Avenatti will stick to playing his game and prove Clinton correct

A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons. - Hillary Clinton

[wryter2000]

13. Lordy

I might have to watch. Trump screws everything up.

[uponit7771]

14. THIS IS THE ONION !! .. right? ... right? /sarcasm

[Gothmog]

15. I wish-no trump is evidently frustrated and wants to take over this process

This could be fun to watch

[uponit7771]

16. That's not a bad thing, I don't like KNaughty cause he's a liar. Red Don shits on everything so

... this most likely wont go down well if the MSM asks him why isn't there a credible FBI investigation like there was with Anita Hill and not let him weasel out of this.

[Gothmog]

19. This is all about trump which will make this press conference so much fun

[uponit7771]

24. +1

[Yavin4]

22. The Onion has been rendered obsolete by the Trump admin. n/t

[spanone]

17. GO FOR IT DONNIE!!!!

[Gothmog]

18. This should go well.

Link to tweet

[sinkingfeeling]

20. Is he going to pay out hush money?

[eleny]

21. I might have to keep the sound on the tv instead of muting his appearances as usual

[libdem4life]

25. I hope somebody quickly uploads it to You Tube.

Mute, Closed Captions and Fast Forward are all that work for me.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

27. That'll be about as effective as his UN speech was

Just a narcissist moron

[imanamerican63]

28. ......

!!!!!!!

[Jarqui]

30. This could be more devastating for Kavanaugh than Avenatti's ...

[grumpyduck]

31. I usually try to avoid making snarky remarks here

but if I were Kavanaugh, and DT wanted to take over my defense, I'd run for the hills.

Thinking about those old cartoons where a character takes off so fast he leaves his pants behind in a cloud of dust.

[spanone]

32. good, maybe the p*ssy-grabber-in-chief could come to the senate and question her tomorrow?

I'm sure he knows more than any lawyer

[blugbox]

38. Probably...

After all, he's the best at everything.

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[Turbineguy]

33. If he doesn't get Kavanaugh in

he'll end up in jail. He's never played such a high stakes game before.

[MoonRiver]

35. Will probably be the nail in Kavanaugh's SCOTUS aspiration coffin.

[torius]

36. He's already planning to take over all of Kav's SCOTUS rulings

just to save time, of course.

[G_j]

37. You know Mitch just shit in his pants. nt

[ChubbyStar]

39. Perfect!

[Gothmog]

40. Will Kavanaugh be at this press conference?