Jeff Flake Announces Retirement from Humanity

[demmiblue]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an announcement that many saw coming, Senator Jeff Flake, of Arizona, announced on Friday that he would retire from humanity, effective immediately.

Speaking to reporters at the Capitol, Flake said that the demands of being a human being had “taken their toll,” and that it was “time to move on.”

“Having empathy and compassion for other human beings has been a thoroughly draining experience,” he said. “I for one am ready for something new.”

Flake said that, before making his decision, he consulted with others who had retired from humanity years earlier, such as Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, and Donald Trump.

“They all fully supported my decision,” he said. “It’s great to be one of them now.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/jeff-flake-announces-retirement-from-humanity?mbid=social_twitter

[dalton99a]

1. Being decent is HARD WORK

[saidsimplesimon]

2. Senator Flake is no John McCain,

he is just another member of the "plow it through" on a partisan basis. I will donate to Sinema's campaign to put a Democrat in the Senate.

[StarryNite]

3. You can't retire from something

you were never a part of. A Flake is a flake is a flake.

[Reader Rabbit]

4. Just emailed this article to him.

Says his website is unavailable due to maintenance. Isn't that convenient?

[LuckyLib]

6. Sen Collins website said the same thing yesterday.

So convenient, isn’t it?

[ProudMNDemocrat]

5. Survivors of Sexual assault in Arizona will not forget this day.....

When spineless Jeff Flake turned his back on them and supported Brett Kavanaugh if he ever runs for another office in Arizona.

Women in this country must vote out all Republicans in office who support the Brett Kavanaughs in this country. Period!