Pat Robertson: God told me who the next president will be--but I'm not supposed to talk about that

[book_worm]

[T]oday on The 700 Club said that God again communicated to him that financial problems and partisan politics are going to bring America into decline. Unsurprisingly, [hard-right conservative television preacher Pat Robertson] said God is no fan of President Obama: “Your president holds a radical view of the direction of your country which is at odds with the majority, expect chaos and paralysis.” Robertson claimed that the country would be devastated by an “economic collapse” and “the country will begin disintegrating.” He also claimed that God revealed to him who the next president will be, but that he is “not supposed to talk about that.”

www.dailykos.com

[SomethingFishy]

1. He needs to be kept away from sharp objects.

Can you imagine the outrage if Obama were to claim that "God told me I was going to win again"?

[Enrique]

2. he better not be able to bet money on the election

that would be totally unfair.

[mysuzuki2]

3. don't believe everything you hear, Patty.

are you sure it was god talking to you? Maybe it was that other guy you've been listening to all these years.

[SpiralHawk]

4. "Thanks for keeping our little secret, Pat. We Republicons need to stay occult." - Ahri Man (R)

[Scuba]

5. Pat's hearing voices. No one's surprised. nt

[russspeakeasy]

6. Screw that Pat. Give me the lotto numbers.

[Old and In the Way]

7. Wonder why God didn't get Pat elected for President when he ran?

Does God know something about Pat Robertson that we don't Know? What a con artist.

[underpants]

9. This is the same god who told him that homosexuals cause hurricanes and pagans caused 9/11

As Sam Kinnison once said this god also wakes Pat up at 3AM and tells him to go check his tire pressure

[Solly Mack]

8. lololol

Idiot

[elehhhhna]

10. "chaos and paralysis"? wtf like that even makes any sense

lolololol