Raise your hand if you were afraid there'd be a dick pic attached to the Trump Alert Text?

[Nevilledog]

Figured it was a 50/50 chance.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. If there'd been one I'd have assumed it was a photo

from the local mycological society's latest outing.

[Nevilledog]

4. Yup.

Hank: Hey Martha, what the heck is this picture attached to this text thingy?

Martha: Some type of toadstool, maybe?. Looks like one of those mushroom guys on those video games the grandkids play. Only smaller.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. It's small and shriveled. Looks like a specimen of Amanita trumpensis.

They're poisonous but nobody ever eats them because they look so disgusting.

[Nevilledog]

6. Only trump dick pic allowed.

[MaryMagdaline]

2. Dear god you have to consider it to be possible

[Snake Plissken]

3. I was afraid of contracting herpes just by acknowledging it and deleting it.