Where are Klaatu and Gort when you need them?

[spiderpig]

Something has to save this planet.

[raging moderate]

1. PLEASE, VULCANS! COME DOWN, NOW!

DON'T WAIT FOR THE IDIOT TO THROW AN ATOMIC BOMB! COME DOWN NOW, AND SAVE MILLIONS OF LIVES, AND BE TRUE HEROES!

[raging moderate]

2. ps It's the logical thing to do.

[Dave Starsky]

3. Klaatu and Gort didn't save the planet.

They warned us that we all needed to get it together, or it was going to be over for the human race.

They left it up to us as to what to do. The same way we have it now.

You can substitute the last few hurricanes for Gort.

[redwitch]

4. I was 7 or 8 when I fell in love with Michael Renny.

He was such a nice spaceman. And he made the soldiers guns disappear. I got that that was a good thing. Klaatu, Gort verada nicto. It would be helpful if there actually was a team of police robots disappearing the weapons of war. I wonder if they could make Republicans disappear too?

[mythology]

5. Klaatu's in New Zealand, you can find his podcast at gnuworldorder.info

But it occurs to me you may not mean the open source/hacker linux loving Klaatu. But seriously, if the open source, hacking and Linux thing sounds interesting, he does have a podcast.

[Cirque du So-What]

6. To save the planet, call on Cthulhu

Humans have proven ourselves unworthy of redemption.

[ProudLib72]

7. What we get is more like Bruce Campbell

[vercetti2021]

8. Ash could summon portals

He should summon one from the Necronomicon and send all the Republicans back to the Stone Age where they belong

[ProudLib72]

9. Not so fast. He summoned a portal that got him to the year 1300

Then, in this scene, he forgot the "magic" words and woke the dead. Then, at the end of the movie, he forgot the words again and brought the dead with him into the present. He's an anti-hero.

[vercetti2021]

10. Yes but he's the best anti hero

can just summon a portal and send them somewhere