anyone know russian well enough to tell me if this gets my point across: король жопы

[anarch]

I was going for "King of the Assholes"

maybe "король мудак" is better?

working on my "special" holiday card for a few of my relatives....

[lapfog_1]

1. трахать тебя

will do the trick... not King of Assholes, but a more common curse

[anarch]

4. ha! I'll use that for the salutation...

I'll tell them it's Russian for "Merry Christmas" and that I just thought they'd appreciate it since their guy in the White House is so fond of Russia and all.

[ProudLib72]

6. I knew it! I must know more Russian than I thought

Or am I slowly becoming habituated to our new American culture?

[lapfog_1]

7. one must know the language of our new overlords.

so we can plan the real RESISTANCE.

[keithbvadu2]

9. Some English kings did not speak English.

Some English kings did not speak English.

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=EAS4W_O7DuHi8APwwaW4DA&q=english+kings+who+didn%27t+speak+english&oq=english+kings+who+&gs_l=psy-ab.1.0.0l5j0i22i30l2.3436.11734..15061...0.0..1.294.4662.0j26j3......0....1..gws-wiz.....0..35i39j0i131j0i3j33i160j0i13j0i13i30j0i10.DSJbLV8FwO4

[calimary]

2. I thought "kompromat".

[MineralMan]

3. Your second phrase is better.

However, if you want to say it even better, put it this way:

"король мудакob"

the other version means "King Asshole." The version I posted means "King of the Assholes."

Either way, the point is made, though.

[anarch]

5. thanks!

[d_r]

8. So could one say?

трахать тебя мудак