Probably already posted, but Olivia Nuzzi's interview with Trump...

[TreasonousBastard]

No shit-- it really looks like the Onion.

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/10/my-private-oval-office-press-conference-with-donald-trump.html

[mcar]

1. That was insane!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

3. 'tis indeed

I think I'd be easing toward the door about midway through TrumPutin's little production.
Never turn your back on somebody that nuts.

[peekaloo]

2. Good gawd!

Hair Furor's motor mouth comes off like a speed freak trying to convince you they're not on drugs.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

4. I could only read so much of this fucking nonsense. And now I feel like someone just took a giant

dump inside my brain.

[sagesnow]

5. Yes, we have no bananas!!

What a brave woman to travel among those rabid weasels.

[3Hotdogs]

6. Fuck. If Sarah called me back to the office, I'd be scared shitless. Little Mushroom Dick don't like

reporters.