CNN: donald is REALLY, REALLY agitated right now! He's upset. Thinks he's being unfairly criticized!

[PearliePoo2]

He wants this story of the murder to go away and it will not! He's trying distractions! (calling Stormy "Horseface"}

He's watching TV all day today. He's freaking out and pacing around.

Advisers have told him this could be the most consequential moment in his entire Presidency.
What's happening is having ripples around the ENTIRE world with HUGE MIDDLE-EAST REPERCUSSIONS!

Come on Don! Blow a gasket!! STROKE...STROKE...STROKE!

A face-plant on the marble floor for your GRAND finale and final act would be just fine!!

[Tucker08087]

1. Snowflake. ❄️❄️❄️

[Vinca]

2. As an atheist I do not pray . . . until today. To the Great God of Blood Clots.

[PearliePoo2]

4. Atheist here too and I'm right there with you!! nt.

[Blecht]

14. Somebody sacrifice a goat!

Not really -- I think goats are cute.

[Moostache]

16. Can we burn effigies instead?

I have a very nice effigy of the Donald Baby Blimp that would be fun to set ablaze!!!

[Grasswire2]

32. LOL I just killed a spider. Does that count? nt

[efhmc]

36. No, I like spiders. They have their place in the eco system as opposed to DJT.

[hlthe2b]

40. no bad karma right now- direct it at Trump (and I captured a scary big spider in a empty Tums bottle

just to free it outside. So hopefully mine cancels out yours.

[skylucy]

55. I rescued a snake from the pool yesterday. Does that count?

[hlthe2b]

66. yup!

[montana_hazeleyes]

76. What was it doing in a Tums bottle?

[dewsgirl]

15. +100000

[Dave Starsky]

25. Help us, Colonel Sanders.

You're our only hope.

[geardaddy]

48. You win the thread!

[Dave Starsky]

62. "Colonel Sanders, years ago you served my father...

"In the fast food wars. Now again he calls upon you in our struggle against the Fanta Menace.

I have placed cholesterol plaque vital to the survival of our Republic within the coronary arteries of the shitgibbon in the White House. It is vital that you see this Family-Sized bucket of Extra Crispy with an extra biscuit and side of mashed potatoes and gravy safely delivered to him in Washington, DC.

Help us, Harland Sanders. You're our only hope. (...bzzzzzt...)

[lagomorph777]

51. The Stroke (Billy Squier)

[PearliePoo2]

3. I hope the cornered rat-bastard doesn't say to Mattis...

"We're going to attack a country and go to war. Find me one. Americans love their "War Presidents."

[GoCubsGo]

7. I think he probably has already tried that a few times.

And, Mattis has refused. Which might explain why Mattis' days are probably numbered. Quite frankly, I'm surprised that Mattis and Kelly haven't instigated a military coup already.

[calimary]

41. Wouldn't be a bit surprised.

ANYTHING to win. Even if it costs YOUR kid coming home from the war front in a box.

[redstatebluegirl]

77. That is the point, HIS kid isn't the one coming home in a box.

None of their kids.

[lunatica]

26. "His" generals just ignore him when he does that.

[LonePirate]

5. It might be the Saudis but I think something Mueller related has him pissed. Jr indictment coming?

[PearliePoo2]

8. "Jr. indictment coming?" That's what Avenatti is saying!

He's predicting Jr. will be nailed by his birthday, December 31st this year. That works for me!

[NewJeffCT]

24. Roger Stone has predicted his imminent indictment

since April. I think he's even tried fundraising off of it

[unitedwethrive]

6. We are discovering even if he could kill someone on 5th Ave, he can't be complicit in a murder

of a journalist in a Saudi consulate. Please let this be true...that there is some limit to the illegalities he can commit!

Could it be that since the victim is one of their own, that the press is finally putting the screws to him the way they should have on hundreds of other previous atrocities?

[PearliePoo2]

12. "the press is finally putting the screws to him"

YES! The Washington Post has said so! They said they're coming after him.
It was their reporter who was tortured and murdered and they're really going all in on this story, wherever it takes them.

I think they also just hired some more reporters!

[lagomorph777]

56. Pretty bad idea to piss off the Post. Just ask Tricky Dick.

[unc70]

9. Maybe problem answering written questions from Mueller

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. I hope he doesn't burst a big one

unless it's live at a MAGA rally or public appearance.

I want the whole world to enjoy it.

[Sugarcoated]

17. I don't wish anyone death

but that would be karmatically magnificent

[avebury]

22. Permanent vegetative status would be an even better. nt

[lunatica]

27. I wouldn't wish any unconsciousness on his part during a traumatic karmic adjustment.

I’m just kind that way.

[Moostache]

18. I would pop the bubby as soon as it was confirmed fatal coronary event.

Not even remotely kidding....I have a special bottle in storage, it was intended for November 2016, but it is promised for the day he dies or leaves office....whichever is first, but would prefer sooner over later for sure.

[PearliePoo2]

20. I'm still more pissed than I can say about the bubbly I too bought for 2016!

I'm ready to toast with you to this fucker's demise!

I'll go to the store and buy the top-shelf vintage too!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

52. I've got one, too. I hope it doesn't go bad before I have a happy opportunity to drink it.

As a general rule I am opposed to grave dancing but there are some people - just a few- for whom I would be glad to make an exception.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

70. long life

I want Daddy's Boy Donnie to live a very long life in a cage. I want him to be confronted at trial with his failings, his ignorance, his stupidity and the complete collapse of his "empire". I want him to live long enough to see that his name is no longer mentioned except as a scornful joke. I want him to live in a cage beyond the time that he's forgotten.

A firing squad for his brand of treason is too merciful.

[WeekiWater]

11. The man deserves two Big Macs today.

Throw in a couple of large fries. And an eight ball of coke.

[Moostache]

19. Give him a double on the eight ball...he requires a bigger dosing to get same effects

Actually I would not care if Melania slipped him a Drano enema or Chlorox cocktail either. The sooner is an ex-shit gibbon, the better chance the world has of surviving longer...

[meow2u3]

37. I had something else in mind

Forget the Drano enema or Chlorox cocktail. I was thinking maybe a Prestone margarita.

[lagomorph777]

57. Never thought of that. Prestone is the exact color of a Margarita.

[Duppers]

21. And cake and ice cream.

3 scoops this time.

[sandensea]

29. Three scoops.

[sprinkleeninow]

58. Plus deep fried battered twinkies and donuts.

[Initech]

13. It's all about me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

23. You know, if I were him, instead of diverting with a really crappy

Thing...that could lose him more popularity...He might try doing something good and unexpected. Like presenting an idea for a bill to combat US homelessness.

[Grasswire2]

38. Not in his DNA.

He's the victim. Always. Always aggrieved. It's all he knows. And his cult identifies and adopts the same shtick.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

67. Isn't it utterly strange though that he never ever tries

To appeal to those against him! Never. That seems like such a natural, nornal instinct.

[littlemissmartypants]

74. Counterintuitive for a sociopath. eom

[watoos]

28. We need to stay on message,

did Trump or Kushner tell the CIA and NIA not to warn the murdered journalist?

Someone, anyone needs to ask that question. Was Trump complicit to a murder?

[PearliePoo2]

49. The Washington Post is all over it! They are determined.

One of their own was murdered and they'll be working hard and doing all they can lifting the rocks and exposing the vermin.

[uponit7771]

73. +1, its starting to look like Red Don sanctioned murder of a WAPO journalist through silence or at

... the least is making excuses for it after the fact.

[Racerdog1]

30. How's this moron?

Fuck you orange plague, eat shit and die you worthless piece of shit.

[TwistOneUp]

31. Re: "A face-plant on the marble floor for your GRAND finale and final act would be just fine!!"

And we guarantee the highest ratings Evah! You'll go down in history!

[yuiyoshida]

33. Maybe people should call Trump, TINY, since Stormy did...

AND she would know!

[vlyons]

34. I want him to open his filthy mouth and

stick both feet in. Come on TV and elaborate some bullshit cover story with LOTS of made-up lying details about the rogue assassins, or some such nonsense. I want to hear him say publicly ridiculous cock-a-mamey, easily disproven crap. Come on, Donnie give us one of your spectacular butt shows. Then I want the House Intelligence committee next Jan to start hearings on his bullshit lies.

I feel certain that the CIA and/or FBI has more than enough proof that Trump and/or Jared colluded with the Saudi prince to take power. Gave the Saudis names of dissenters in the US.

[FakeNoose]

42. Hope so - the FBI will be his downfall

[Grasswire2]

35. Gawd I love the internet.

Think how awful it would be to process this stuff alone.

Lots of laughs in this thread.

[onethatcares]

50. this is why I luv DU

intelligent but funny as hell commentary along with some serious educational threads.

This place rocks and has since it's inception.

[VOX]

61. Yes! It's a steam-blowing, pressure-release valve.

Where we can really open up (within the rules, of course).

It’s probably saved me thousand$ in therapy bills.

[peekaloo]

39. It's so touching to see him genuinely moved by the destruction he witnessed yesterday.

I won't bother with that sarcasm thang.

For the record I want him alive and fully cognizant of the shit storm that will hopefully rain down upon him and his toadies.

Although pooping his pants at one of his Fascist gatherings would be amusing.

[garybeck]

43. I don't really see why this is such a huge moment.

There have been many things in the last 2 years that should have been big moments and they all just blow over

[lindysalsagal]

69. I think this one counts like no other: A WAPO journalist is killed and the host nation looks the oth

other way because the saudis have all the monies.

There's no plausible deniability here: Tiny's ties to the saudis is something he defends and brags about at rallies. They murdered someone in cold blood. POTUS is allowing russia and the saudis to interfere in u.s. business.

But Clinton got blown by an intern. But upholding a murderous regime for money isn't impeachible???

This is different.

[uponit7771]

72. Looks like Red Don sanctioned the murder of a journalist from a new organization he's shown great ..

... animus towards in the past or at the least making excuses for it afterwards.

Its news worthy enough

After Red Don's policy of child abuse I couldn't put it past him to murder people

[LibDemAlways]

44. Maybe some longtime White House employee

with good aesthetic sense and a hatred for the buffoon could rip down the tacky Repukes having a laugh over cocktails picture he defiled the place with, thereby setting off a massive tantrum culminating in either a fatal cardiac event or a removal by force to a shuttered mental health facility where he could live out his days trying to convince the staff he's Napoleon.

[Tavarious Jackson]

45. He's trying to anger his base for the midterms.

Melania out whining too. 0

[niyad]

46. DAMN--guess I have to start making poppets again.

[Blue Owl]

47. Use those new supernatural powers

to stop that freight train!

[sprinkleeninow]

53. Is * yet roaming the halls speaking to the portraits on those walls? 🤔

[Mountain Mule]

54. All you guys are just terrible - talking about our president* that way!

It's why I love being a Democrat! And I've gotta admit that while I hesitate to wish the Orange utang dead (I'm a Buddhist), somehow the thought of him having a fatal stroke or heart attack can't help but make me smile.

[lagomorph777]

59. Send him to the saṃsāra recycle bin.

It's all good.

[Power 2 the People]

60. Won't happen. In order to have a stroke you have to have a heart.

[VOX]

65. True. Perhaps some other mechanical failure, then?

Broken fan belt? Burst hose? Stripped gears? Fuel line cut? Sugar in the gas tank?

[SammyWinstonJack]

71. I think his gears are already stripped.

[VOX]

63. 45's pain -- our gain.

Imagine the gallons of cortisol he’s pumping out during his all-day fits of rage, and also his 24/7 slow burn at the shellacking he’s taking in the legitimate press, and in the satire circuit.

It’s obvious that it gets to him. So, DO NOT LET UP!

[3catwoman3]

64. He thinks ANY criticism of him...

...is unfair. I thinnk the former Vanity Fair editor, of the "short-fingered vulgarian"quote also described him as "gossamer-skinned." His skin is as thin as the rice paper from some of the scenes in the Kung Fu television series way back when.

What a wuss.

[Cha]

68. Oh Fuck! The Psychopath is UPSET!.. Whatever

is the M$M gonna do about it?

Fraud Kidnapped Babies and Kids out of their parents arms, too!

And, he's a Fucking russian Asset in the wh.

[ck4829]

75. Kick