Ann Coulter makes a sick joke... sicker than usual

[Demovictory9]

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Coulter
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@AnnCoulter
BREAKING: Democrat party officials invite Hillary Clinton to cocktails and dinner at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

4. Seriously!! She's not even REMOTELY funny, especially given now I'm hearin the DiKKKtator-in-Chief

might have ordered the hit on Khashoggi. If true, I predict that impeachment will be immediate and unanimous!!

[lame54]

7. Will this be proven?

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

20. Sure hope so!!! Time will tell.

[JHan]

2. the death and torture of a journalist is just one big joke right.

I always expect the worst from Ann, so not even this is shocking.

[Ms. Toad]

3. Feel free to report it, if you have a twitter account.

Follow the link to the post, use the drop down arrow in the upper right corner, and select "report this tweet." The only tricky part is the next to last screen - just select "Add 1" unless you want to scroll through her tweets and see if there are others to be reported.

[tblue37]

12. Thanks for the info. I reported it. nt

[riversedge]

5. Coulter is the sick joke.

[Paladin]

6. Sick attention junkie. She needs to disappear. (nt)

[dameatball]

8. Remember when the right was up in arms at Kathy Griffin? But not a peep when the real thing happens

Making jokes about it instead.

[Demovictory9]

11. Kathy Griffin tweeted about the hypocrisy yesterday

[dameatball]

18. good. I missed that. But it is obvious.

[Demovictory9]

29. her tweet

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[Journeyman]

9. Well, at least she acknowledges Saudis murder guests in their consulate . . .

not quite the point she attempted to show, but, there it is.

[LyndaG]

10. I follow Toure on Twitter

Said he sat next to her on a flight, and she watched the whole MSNBC evening lineup! Maybe she just puts on an act for the Rwers for the $$$$$.

[AJT]

19. She's just looking for material to mock and insult.

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. Coulter: Built from a sack of diseased bone spurs.

Wretched, sick woman.

[ProudLib72]

14. Coulter is a word I can't use on DU without being banned

But she is that word all the same!

[DFW]

15. I have an Ann Coulter joke to offer as a counterbalance......

Ann Coulter was at home in Connecticut, and noticed that if she didn't get a move on, she would be late for a Fox Noise appearance downtown. So she rounded up her chauffeur and they set off for Manhattan.

While still in Connecticut, traffic into the city was backed up for tens of miles, and she told her chauffer to pull off the highway and take some of the back roads in an attempt to save some time. He did as she instructed.

While rounding a sharp curve in some farm area, an aged cow suddenly appeared on the road before the chauffeur could avoid it. The limo survived, but the cow was dead on the spot. Coulter told her chauffeur to run into the farm house, tell them what had happened and pay them any sum of money so that they would be able to replace their cow, and they could be on their way.

The chauffeur obediently went down to the farm house, and knocked on the door. It opened and he was let in. Instead of showing back up five minutes later, he didn't come back out for two hours, and Coulter, growing angrier by the minute, realized she was going to miss her appearance on Fox. When her chauffeur finally came back out of the farm house, looking a little disheveled, but strangely content, Coulter was seething with rage, and demanded he explain on the spot what took him so long.

He said, well, he had told them exactly what she had said to tell them, but when the family heard it, they made him sit down to a fabulous meal with vintage wine, and then the two grown daughters of the old farm couple took him upstairs for a rollicking good time in bed. Only then did they let him leave, and wished him the best of luck.

Coulter's rage at this point was boiling over. She screamed at her chauffeur to tell her EXACTLY what he had told the family when he went in the door.

"But, Ms. Coulter," he started, "I told them what you told me to tell them."

"WHAT were your words, exactly?" yelled Coulter.

"Just what you told me to tell them, ma'am. I told them I was Ann Coulter's driver, and that I had just killed the old cow."

[Totally Tunsie]

27. Let me give this the recognition it deserves!

[DFW]

35. Wow, I'm flattered

Makes me contemplate bringing out some of my really good stuff.......

[underpants]

31. Funny

Nicely told too

[DFW]

37. I have tried standup once or twice

I think becoming an expert at reading and translating cuneiform tablets would be an easier task. My hat goes off to all that can pull it off successfully!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. Most other GOPers have become so routinely horrible that she has to dive even deeper

into the shit pit under their porta-potty in order to get the attention she craves. Let's not give it to her.

[leftyladyfrommo]

28. Boy, isn't that the truth?

I wonder what she is really like when she isn't doing her schtick?

[FakeNoose]

17. Same Twitter thread, further down

[Initech]

21. Democrat-IC. It's the democratic party, you fucking imbeciles!

[IcyPeas]

22. ha! who said it first?

I always thought of Katie Hopkins as britain's version of bill oreilly. but I guess she could be britain's ann coulter.

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[phylny]

23. One day, like all of us,

Ann Coulter will die. No one will mourn her, no one will miss her, no one will remember her. No one will care about her. History books won't mention her, her words will not be kept in an archive. She'll be as inconsequential in death as she is in life.

[jmowreader]

24. I am going to assume...

...that the desire to stick Ann Coulter, Donald Trump, a rabid badger and a 5000-pound rock in a canvas sack and drop it off the George Washington Bridge is neither socially acceptable nor technically possible.

But it's nice to think about.

[oberliner]

25. It's not sicker than usual for her

[YOHABLO]

26. She made sure to say ''Democrat party''. Maybe Ann will get invited to the Saudi consulate.

[Blecht]

30. Ann Coulter is a sick joke - nt

[forgotmylogin]

32. I hit alert on her Twitter post.

I know it won't do anything but I felt good doing it.

[dlk]

33. Coulter is a Deeply Disturbed and Twisted Person

Whatever is wrong with her has only become worse as she’s aged.

[Initech]

34. I reported that tweet as threatening violence.

That is a death threat if there ever was one. Hopefully Twitter will respond accordingly.

[JI7]

36. "LOOK AT ME"