Question about Jesus

[Flo Mingo]

Just wondering if anyone else thinks Jesus isn't coming back because he is watching Christians and feeling like all those crosses are warning signs.

[jberryhill]

1. If the Romans used lethal injection, they'd all be syringes instead

Although that would be better than the electric chair, as far as jewelry esthetics...

[StuckInTexas]

2. I think he's

not coming back because bronze age superstitions about a magical sky frenemy and his son have zero bearing on reality.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. If he did come back he'd be done in again by the GOP.

They'd have no use for a brown-skinned Jew who advocates giving all your belongings to the poor.

[Zoonart]

4. Can't argue with this monologue from Hannah and Her Sisters:

[yortsed snacilbuper]

5. It's a myth,

there was probably some guy or guys named je$us back in the day, but it is all made up $hit?

[Blue_true]

10. I believe there was a Jesus.

Some urine soaked rabble-rouser that got a handful of zealots to follow him. The same thing happens today on college campuses across the country, some guy standing on a used vegetable crate proclaiming that he knows the word.

[stopbush]

6. He did promise to return to the generation that was living at the time.

That promise went unfulfilled. Imagine.

I used to think he was waiting for 3-D TV, but we’ve been there and no Jesus sightings. Perhaps once the flying cars are a reality.

[MissMillie]

7. If I knew what Jesus (God) thought

then I'd be God.

I certainly don't want that responsibility.

[Goodheart]

8. "Coming back" assumes he was ever here in the first place.

[MineralMan]

9. Anyone who is waiting for Jesus to fix things will wait forever.

That seems quite clear to me from history. Nobody has seen that guy for a couple thousand years. People might as well wait for Godot to show up.