Today's headlines from Yahoo! when I checked my email

[Wednesdays]

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[JoePhilly]

1. He is also, like Christine O'Donnell, not a witch.

[derby378]

4. O'Donnell, however, was a ladybug

[JoePhilly]

5. The funniest part of that picture, and the story about what may or may not have happened that night

... is that the basement rec-room she appears to be in, has the same wood paneling as the one my friends and I drank in when we were teens growing up in Philly.

It cracks me up just to think about it.

[MADem]

2. The only trucks I ever drove weren't mine--they were the gubmint's.

I never worked at McDonalds.

Yep, that asshole ain't me, and I guess I need to thank my lucky stars, eh?

[n2doc]

3. I'm you...if 'you' had inherited 5 million from your parents... n/t