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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMelania Trump would love to go on a book tour. The only obstacles are:
1) She would need the ability to write, and
2) She would need something to say.
unblock
(52,332 posts)do you?
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)But now that "Becoming" has dropped, perhaps Melania's muse will get cracking.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)malaise
(269,188 posts)C_U_L8R
(45,021 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Well, physically attractive, perhaps, but there is nothing behind the make up.
Gore1FL
(21,152 posts)Just like her convention speech!
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)What would it take?
hlthe2b
(102,379 posts)and all her clothes (or lack thereof)?
Frankly, I can't see any other book from her selling, sans the RW mass purchase machine...
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Perhaps she could talk about the chain migration that happened when she brought her parents to the US.
enid602
(8,658 posts)She could probably get a lot for her trick book.
Charlotte Little
(658 posts)Be Best!
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Autumn
(45,120 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)tavernier
(12,406 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)She is every bit as unlikeable as her current husband.
rzemanfl
(29,570 posts)tavernier
(12,406 posts)I just didnt remember who said it. But I have shared it around my house as well!
rzemanfl
(29,570 posts)Can't wait to read her account of growing up in a middle class home in Chicago ...
PJMcK
(22,052 posts)Like her idiot husband, she just needs a ghost writer. I wonder what Tony Schwartz is up to?
But just imagine the tales Melania could tell. If only she hadn't signed that non-disclosure agreement...
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)ooky
(8,930 posts)ful Gold Digging"
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)hurple
(1,306 posts)I'm surprised she hasn't already just slapped her name on the new book and re-released it.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)rsdsharp
(9,205 posts)She'd just need a new dust jacket for Becoming.
She's used to plagiarizing Michelle.
Freethinker65
(10,061 posts)She can recreate those famous poses that won her Donald's, ...er..., heart.
Afterall, the right loves to claim Melania has brought respectability and class back to the White House as "First" Lady. They can buy the calendar for their daughters.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)But her skill at writing was not what was "exposed" in those venues.
Sneederbunk
(14,308 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)I thought that the GOP was against that.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)book. Maybe Michelle can give her a few pointers.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)I would suggest to Michelle Obama that she stay away.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)They truly are well suited.
delisen
(6,044 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)UTUSN
(70,744 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Probably not.
UTUSN
(70,744 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)1) Was it a form of artistic interpretation?
2) is that where Donnie met her?
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)It was a Tuesday lunch crowd when KGB Agent Melania saw him sitting there. A bit of ketchup from a cheeseburger splattered his ill fitting suit. She could see by the look of incest and inbreeding on the faces of his young sons, that he was going to be an easy score and not a very smart fellow.
This selection and more from Melania's upcoming book, "Me Make Words: My time in the White House".
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)I will venture to say that Trump gave her a very small tip. A very small tip.
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Initech
(100,105 posts)Other than crazed Trump fans (whose numbers are dwindling), who else would really care?
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)JNelson6563
(28,151 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Would anyone notice?