My new excercise program is guaranteed to make you feel good, and help the country. (Satire alert)

[guillaumeb]

Warning: the following post may contain satire.

I am selling my new RakeMaster5000 for the amazingly low price of $99.99.

When you buy the RakeMaster5000, I will send you a map showing the forest areas of California. All you have to do to get in peak physical condition is to take the RakeMaster5000 to a forested area and rake that area free of debris and leaves.

In no time, using the RakeMaster5000 will give you rock hard abs, and a feeling of true accomplishment, and it will allow me to become very rich.

So act right now. Supply is limited only by the ability of me to fool customers.

[TexasTowelie]

1. What...no link?

How are you going to get rich unless you have a Website and Paypal option?

[guillaumeb]

3. Too true.

Clearly I need a Webmaster and accountant. Are you applying for either position?

[TexasTowelie]

5. No, but if you need a data analyst to scour your Web traffic stats

to increase your potential marketing then I'm your man!

[guillaumeb]

6. Would the GOP mailing list be suitable for finding potential customers?

Not that I am profiling GOP voters, but...…….

[Brother Buzz]

10. I found a link, but you can't get there from here

https://www.RakeMaster5000.com

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

2. Maybe some troops to CA to rake the forests...right up to the border?

I'd rather have troops raking leaves, than shooting folks when there's no legitimate war going on. Mound the leaves on the border?

[guillaumeb]

4. How about the billions of illegals that Trump claims live here.

They should be easy to find.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

7. For sure...now that the canopy has been burned away for as far as the eye can see.

We should be able to see THEM so clearly...you know, huddled together exchanging clothes and shooting through polling places ov-er and OV-er again.
I'm sure don pointed them out to Neilson as they flew in. THEY need to work their way home now that don found them. Grab a rake, and start raking while walking south. Homeland Security will stand around w shotguns like the guards in Cool Hand Luke to make sure they hustle. If you have time enough to lean...you've got time enough to clean...ROUSE!!
All it took was a man...with the answer. No more forest fires. Done and done.

[Ilsa]

8. You should sell some overpriced gloves with the RakeMaster5000. nt

[guillaumeb]

9. Do you have any such gloves?

Or should I ask Ivanka before she goes to prison?

[Ilsa]

11. Sure, send me $99.95 and I'll mail you a pair. (No shipping charges!) LOL nt

[guillaumeb]

12. We each need access to the Trump voter mailing list. eom

[underpants]

13. A $99.99 value for only....$99.99!

plus shipping and handling. Void where prohibited.

[guillaumeb]

14. And if you act right now,

you can buy 2 for only $199.98.