Remember that "safe" at the National Enquirer? It's being opened.

[Soph0571]

One imagines this will be a blockbuster:

The National Enquirer’s long-held secrets about Donald Trump may be about to get substantially less secret.

Page Six is told that the longtime executive editor of the tabloid, Barry Levine, is penning a book for Hachette about the president.

A source says that the book will look into “Trump and his women,” although other insiders tell us that it could be more wide-ranging, even looking at the formerly cozy relationship between the Enquirer’s owner, David Pecker, and Trump. That said, it’s unclear exactly what Levine’s contract with the Enquirer would allow him to reveal about Pecker.

Of course, Pecker has been at the center of an investigation into alleged hush money payouts made to Karen McDougal and Stormy Daniels — who both claim to have had affairs with Trump while he was married to First Lady Melania Trump. In August, Pecker was granted immunity in the probe.

Either way, Levine — who left the Enquirer in 2016 after 17 years — will have plenty of previously unreported material for the tome.

[link:https://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2018/11/remember-that-safe-at-national-enquirer.html|

Won't make any difference to the cult members of course - but exposure of his nasty is never a bad plan

[Sherman A1]

1. As you said

It will not make any difference to the true believers, but any bit of truth coming out is a good thing.

[watoos]

2. I walk by the Enquirer at the grocery store and laugh.

Why would I give it credence now? Seems to me it wants to sell magazines, I'll pass.

[catbyte]

4. After all this time, it's propbably as empty as Al Capone's vault.

[catbyte]

3. Whoever is in charge of the NY Post's front page deserves a Pulitzer.

"Elvis haunts my toaster."

[backtoblue]

16. Elvis! Let go my eggo!

[SayItLoud]

20. my twitter handle LegoMyEggo :) n/t

[malaise]

18. Howling with laughter

[duforsure]

5. Many crimes against women

Will be exposed. He hates women. And children.

[anarch]

6. I don't think he "hates" them so much as has no regard for them as humans

He hates black and brown people; women and children he just considers beneath him and not worthy of any kind of respect or consideration, only to be used for his own gratification.

Then again I think he feels that way about pretty much everybody except the world's horrible, vicious autocrats, whom he aspires to be one of.

[Scarsdale]

9. Has he had any relationships

that he has not had to pay for - upfront? He seems to really be attracted to the pay for play type. Must be in his genes from grandpa the pimp.

[NewJeffCT]

7. weren't there reports of as many as 8 abortions

that he paid for?

[PatSeg]

8. And will Geraldo get to open the safe

on live TV?

[47of74]

10. Yeah that's where my brain went too.

[PatSeg]

15. I can't believe

I sat through two whole hours of that fiasco.

[malaise]

19. Hahaha

[FreepFryer]

11. ELVIS HAUNTS MY TOASTER TOO! (n/t)

[FakeNoose]

12. Hasn't anybody at National Enquirer heard of a scanner?

Jeez, the idea of locking away pieces of paper is so ... 20th century!

[allgood33]

13. It won't reveal anything that I haven't already thought Trump guilty of.

[George II]

14. Hope there's more in it than in Al Capone's vault.

[Submariner]

17. Does the Bigfoot workout still include running down and eating tourists?

[47of74]

21. There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, but it wasn't Geraldo fault....D'OH!