"Return to Sender, that's what she wrote." Please come CAPTION Mitt (suckers deal) Romney!!!

[skip fox]

Mitt (no hat can fit) Romney: "No thanks, . . . but have I gotta deal for you, Mr. President!!!! . . . How 'bout I release partial tax returns for 15 years and you promise to imprison anyone who ever mentions them again! . . . You can't lose!"

[turtlerescue1]

1. (thinking):

"Got all the Fundies with their undies in a knot, they think LDS is a cult, Ryan(AYN R) parading as a Catholic while espousing the brilliance of Ayn Rand; Corporation as People with all those right wing affiliates, and an American public stressed from loss of jobs, foreclosures,
a drought to spike food prices and ethanol and big banksters...yeah, I can say about anything to deflect any close inspection."

MOUTH speaking: "I can fix America, trust me."

[skip fox]

2. Nicely crafted.

[HopeHoops]

3. "Caviar"

[skip fox]

4. "I'll tell ya what. . . . I'll give ya two years of full returns, two of partial returns and

five fictitious, if you'll sing the libretto to "Tutti Ma Scurvy" nude in a bowl of hot tapioca pudding. . . . I mean, as long as we're making deals."

[Motown_Johnny]

5. "Act now, and I'll throw in this free set of steak knives, plus free shipping!"

[ellisonz]

6. "And I sent that workers job to India..."