So what is attacking our southern border?

[edhopper]

White Walkers? Zombies? Huns and Visigoths? Mongol Hordes? Marabunta?
The POtuS is so adamant (some could say deranged) about the imposing threat we are facing to the South.

[lark]

1. The threat is that his supporters would revolt over no wall.

They are (about) as ignorant and stupid as he is and he fears PUtin can't continue to control them if he gives in to sanity, truth and what's actually good for America. PUtin is telling him to stand strong as well, as by damn, he will NEVER go against his BFF PUtin, he's too afraid of all the tapes getting released and he wants the loan forgiveness and Trump Tower PUtin has promised him.

[underpants]

2. Stephen?

[PJMcK]

3. Mosquitos? (n/t)

[edhopper]

5. Wouldn't netting work better then?

[Ohiogal]

4. He has convinced his deranged followers

that there are hordes of lazy brown people virtually streaming across the border in order to get free stuff, who are bringing crime, disease, and pestilence!

[onethatcares]

8. he's also convinced them

that they will all vote democratic in the next election and that would give us all healthcare which it seems no one on the repuke side wants.

What a conundrum for those geezers.

[2naSalit]

6. cheatolini's overactive imagination...nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. Taco trucks. Miles and miles of taco trucks, stretching as far as the eye can see.

And marimba bands. All playing "La Cucaracha" in his honor.

[ooky]

11. OMG marimba bands? How dreadful for the redhats.

[ProudLib72]

9. Chupacabra is my best guess

They are the real threat!



Actually, they are just a cross between a Mexican grey wolf and a coyote. Idiots shoot and mount them so they can claim to have killed a chupacabra.

[KentuckyWoman]

10. There legitimate problems in a few places along the border

All of our own making. Drugs, guns, slaves - that needs to be addressed but a wall doesn't do anything to stop it.

[shockey80]

12. Trump