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Joke of the day
A flight attendant sees a suspicious-looking couple on the airplane, and nervously decides to tell the captain.
Her voice shaking, she begins. "Captain," she says, "we may have a hostage situation. The woman is dressed very seductively, and when she talks it's with a foreign accent. She doesn't show any emotion, except that she looks scared. And the guy is a big blustering disgusting slob, talking non-stop and flying off the handle."
The captain sighs. "Patricia, I told you before," he says...
"This is Air Force One."
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