Future Headlines About Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

[TygrBright]

A sneak peek at the stories coming soon to a right-wing outlet near you.

Jason O. Gilbert, NY Times:

EXCLUSIVE: So-Called “Working-Class” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Has Not Once Pressed Her Face Against the Window of a Bakery on a Frigid Christmas Eve, Longing for a Loaf of Bread

CLUELESS: Democratic Darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Just Misstated the Effective Tax Rate for High-Earning Married Couples Filing Jointly

“I Want the Media to Focus on My Ideas,” Ocasio-Cortez Demands, Flaunting Glossy Lipstick

REPORT: If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is So Poor, Why Does This Ohio Man Swear He Saw Her in Bermuda One Time, Like Last Year He’s Pretty Sure

Much more at the link.

Dude nails it.

And AOC sails on...

amusedly,
Bright

[curlyred]

1. Flaunting glossy lipstick

So good.