POtuS tells Jeanine Pirro that he hasn't left the White House in months.

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And I'll bet the foxbots will believe him. What about Iraq? Texas?!?

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Trump tells @JudgeJeanine that he hasn’t left the White House in months

9:11 PM - Jan 12, 2019

[Turbineguy]

1. Presidenting the U.S. is a hard job.

Especially if you do it the way trump does it.

[Srkdqltr]

2. He was in Texas Thursday.

Crybaby

[TheBlackAdder]

20. He's living in his own private Idaho, in that bigly brain of his.

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[brush]

3. Wasn't he just at the border? trump can't even keep track of his lies...

to not tell another obvious one.

[Dave Starsky]

17. The beautiful thing about telling the truth...

Is that it's easy to remember. There's only one version of it.

[GoCubsGo]

4. Gaslighter's gotta gaslight.

I guess that wasn't really him at GHW Bush's funeral, or at Camp David last weekend, either. Or, at any of his pre-election dog-and-pony shows.

[bitterross]

5. He means he hasn't be able to go play golf.

Obviously, he means he hasn't been able to go play at one of his resorts lately. Poor baby.

[GWC58]

6. I call

BULLSHIT! 🤔

[MLAA]

7. I call dementia

[RockRaven]

8. 48 hours, months, po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to

let's call the whole thing off...

[Takket]

9. his minions will believe it too....

they don't even believe their own eyes and ears. only what he says

[dalton99a]

10. "I'm a prisoner here. I need someone to get me some KFC"

[Roland99]

11. he didn't answer yes/no on a direct question as to if he was a russian asset!

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[Dave Starsky]

18. That's interesting. Why didn't he just lie about it?

He lies about every other fucking thing in the world. Why should he care?

He must KNOW he's sooooo busted.

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12. "I didn't leave twice in December, and in November, I didn't leave four, maybe five times!"

[Iggo]

13. Did he say which months?

[BritVic]

14. He basically just regurgitated all his BS tweets from today.

[VOX]

15. Hahahaha "Help! It's just me, my cheeseburgers in bed, and my Twitter account."

Go to hell, you sack of orange shit.

[Golden Raisin]

16. Translation: no golf and no Mar-a-Lago.

[Initech]

23. I really don't care. Do U?

[2naSalit]

19. Awww...

all his pals are at MAGA-laga and he can't go! Whhaaaaa!

Fucking imbecile.

[JI7]

21. he wants to go to his shithole in Florida

[Initech]

22. Uh... wasn't he in Texas just last week?