Vladimir Putin Welcomes Escapee Donald Trump to Russia,

[MineralMan]

smiling broadly, after Trump flees prosecution in the United States. Here is what he says, and how the interpreter translates it for Trump:

"Добро пожаловать в Россию, Дональд. Мы подготовили для вас прекрасную дачу в живописном Новосибирске. Эти господа сопроводят вас до вашего лимузина. Вы будете в самолете до Новосибирска в течение часа. Пейзаж там безмятежный и мирный."

"Welcome to Russia, Donald. We have prepared for you a beautiful cottage in the picturesque Novosibirsk. These gentlemen will escort you to your limousine. You will be on a plane to Novosibirsk within an hour. The landscape there is serene and peaceful."

Ah, the fantasies of an old man on a January day...

Note: reposted from a reply in a different thread:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=11665042

[JHB]

1. The Novosibirsk cottage is just a stop for the photo ops.

The actual cottage is near Baykalovsk

[MineralMan]

3. Shh...quiet...

[dalton99a]

4. There is this terrific place - very, very secure

[ooky]

5. That is probably the size of the hole that would be made

where Trump lands, after Putin has him thrown out of the plane.

[duforsure]

6. Then the putin reality

Kicks in and trump realizes he's being sent to Siberia. putins as big a liar as trump is.